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ivan

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  1. Did you see Button say that he'd p!$$ed Lewis Hamilton off by saying he's asked for the same deal when he found out Hammy was getting one?
  2. It is Weymouth though - she probably lives on Portland.
  3. Wow, congratulations Blackie'n'Karolina
  4. Here's mine - just look at the gap I have to squeeze through to get in my driveway - 1/2" clearance each side... http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ken.holland/MyCarsNBikes/MyPlace.jpg
  5. I see there have been more protests about Crufts then... http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/pets/news/crufts-opens-amid-controversey-1919993.html My Mum was a dog breeder for years. She got out because it all turned too political for her.
  6. ivan

    conveyancing

    Isn't it the same as soliciting?
  7. You're the flamin' Professor - you tell me!
  8. Ah, the days when women knew their place...
  9. The main reason why I refuse to contribute to 3rd world charities. That and the fact I'm broke.
  10. In other words - you is screwed.
  11. In all the wrong places. But then you'd say it was deliberate, eh?
  12. Won't make this I'm afraid - big family birthday weekend. Fiancee, daughter, son and sister all to buy for.
  13. Not strictly true I'm afraid. If you are responsible for the boundary as marked on your deeds, then the boundary fence or wall is your responsibility unless it is wholly on your neighbours property (if it straddles the boundary and falls down, you have to fix it.)
  14. ivan

    English or Polish?

    Sounds a bit Oirish to me.
  15. I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the bird mess. It was everywhere; on the patio tiles, the chairs, the table ... everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. Even the native birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal... Now let's see ...... Our government give out free food, subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for the free services; small flats are housing 5 or more families; You have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor in an emergency surgery because it is filled with non tax payers; Your child's year 12 class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English. Maybe, just maybe, it's time for the government to take down the damn bird feeder.
  16. I'm bettingthis act slips through and causes all sorts of hassle. It didn't take long for RIP to be abused after all the reassurances that it wouldn't be...
  17. ivan

    I'm back...

    Welcome home Shane.
  18. I'm equally sceptical of his ramblings - but when he takes personal credit for arranging those payments I tend to believe him.
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