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I'm only an hour away too so can't help other than to suggest a tent - plenty of people do so.
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Two Irish priests are are standing at the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicorette patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis..' The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'
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And make sure she left the keys.
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That's exactly what I said at the end. Then my missus's common sense kicked in and she said that the "issues" were those of Vincents manic depression as highlighted by the Doctor when he said that he wasn't mad, and that depression was serious (or something like that).
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And if it were an American company that had caused such a disaster on foreign shores do you think for a minute that the USA would give a sh!t? They sure as hell would fight tooth and nail any attempt by the UK to prosecute the offenders. While I have every sympathy with the residents affected by the disaster I feel that Obama and the US in general aren't doing enough to help the situation. Trying to shoulder the blame on Britain (note: it's NOT British Petroleum, it's a global concern) won't fix things at all.
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That was just a rumour she put out to stop you perving over her.
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I remember this clampdown happened 4 years ago too.
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Looks more like the glass vibrated into the speaker to me. That's not saying it isn't one sweet sounding motor though.
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I love this bit: "By reading this, you hereby agree to grant Landover an unrestricted and permanent ownership and right to any material on any computer you own or operate, and any computers connected to any networks you may have access to, legally or illegally."
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Yeah, that.
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Our area (Dorset) has a 100% record of non-payment.
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I see that Horner was trying not to apportion the blame all on Vettel. He said that both their drivers should have given each other room. I feel a dual punishment is on the cards.
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As in "special" olympics.
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Looks like any other post on here TBH.
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Now the excitement is over, will the new government inflict pain on you.
ivan replied to Terminator's topic in Off Topic
This is what we voted for - someone to sort out the mess New Labour (and more precisely Gordon Broone) got us in. Now stop moaning and suck it up. -
Has he gone yet?
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What - £350?
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Who?
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Yep - http://www.cfsnet.co.uk/
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FFS a. That's (almost) a repost. b. Change your keyboard - it seems to be missing a letter or two. c. Racist.
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LOST spoiler below... Just like in Lost - they're all dead. I wonder who stole what from who?
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Could it be that a lot of the people not there weren't on the plane in the first place? Still doesn't explain Walt and Michael though. I suppose the child actor was a bit too old after 6 years to play himself as a young kid so they left them both out.
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You lot should have joined the Tanks. No parades, no marching - ever seen the Tankie Shuffle?
