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Work? What's that?
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It's a really bad idea to go to McDonalds anywhere - full stop.
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Let’s spare a thought for Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair. Arriving in a hotel in Dublin , he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman nodded and said “that will be one Euro please, Mr. O’Leary” to which Michael replied “that’s a very competitive price” and handed over his money. “Will you be wanting a glass with your Guinness, sir?” enquired the barman.
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Sky+'d it. We'll watch it later on at a decent hour.
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Lemsip and a w@nk. (Well, somebody had to say it.)
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I can watch iplayer on my TV - it's got the missus' PC hooked up to it.
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So Jack gets to play god after all.
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I always knew that Jim Keats was a wrongun. (Sings: "He's a devil in disguise...") I never pictured Nelson as St Pete, though I suppose he was a bit mystic in LoM.
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Now I've been going out with my girlfriend for some time, it seems OK when I break wind in bed. It's when I follow through that the petty arguments begin. I will never understand women.
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Probably because the sort of vendors who have stands at GPs also have proper PR departments who pay decently for top models. As opposed to the vendors at Japfest who pay their mates' girlfriends to wear a skimpy outfit no matter how dodgy the girl looks. ('08 BTW, not this year)
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Ever heard of Steve Manley?
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Frankie Boyle - No thanks. He just gets his laughs by being deliberately controversial IMO. But have fun anyway.
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Ross Brawn will never change - always trying to bend the rules to their his interpretation. Last year was no different really. Article 40.13 of the Formula 1 sporting regulations: And at least MS now knows what it's like to be on the receiving end of a decision involving Ferrari.
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Hmm - Made In China has fail written all over it. It'll no doubt fall to pieces after 6 months.
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If they really wanted to be taken seriously they'd have pushed their bikes the whole way!
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Incest - a game for all the family.
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And where does it stipulate that the virgins are going to be female?
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Heart attack Kidney stones Constant migraines in that order
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Something tells me that the site in question is sponsored by the BNP looking at the way the questions are framed...
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My thoughts exactly. I'll wait until I can watch it for free thanks - Sky get enough a month out of me already! Another mini series worth looking out for is 'Generation Kill' - US Marine Recce in the Gulf War as recorded by an embedded reporter. At least one of the marines plays 'himself' in it.
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Good luck Si - and have fun you lucky s o d.
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Yeah, dirty git!
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I read the post title and thought "He spelled leads wrong"... Then I realised you hadn't - but had ckuf'd up lose instead.
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Happy birthday Tony.
