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Wel you did give yourself a 50/50 chance of being right.

Hmm... Ed Lykes The Cockwell Inn Tillet Herts Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it somehow.

I never bother - SWMBO keeps a VERY close eye on the joint outgoings and monitors our meters like a hawk.

Seen this tonight and was utterly enthralled the whole way through. Brilliant film!

Enough to make anyone feel brainy.

So I take it that none of these civilian deaths were being used as shields by the Taliban monkeys? That's a first then.

Ferrari bosses have been called in front of the stewards to explain themselves. What would you do if you were the Stewards? Personally, I'd tell Ferrari that I'm reversing the 1st and 2nd finishing positions - and if they disagree I'd strip the team of the constructors points. Yet again Ferrari have shown their true colours. Remember 2 races ago with Hamiltons drive-through? "Ferrari always play to the rules and it's disgusting when other teams don't."

"Police in New York are now trying to trace the phantom menace, who stuffed cash into a bag and disappeared." They're looking for the wrong guy then...

"This is considered a gross insult to the Muslims of Afghanistan, who bury the entire body of their dead even if parts have to be retrieved." And your point is? I think what the Taliban do daily is a gross insult to most civilised societies. "I have no doubt that this behaviour would be as strongly condemned by the other members of that regiment, as it would by all soldiers in the British forces." Wrong.

As it flippin' should be - you've already paid the robbers once!

Charlie Whiting has said that he warned Ferrari immediately (THREE times in all) to let Kubica back through but they ignored him for whatever reason - so the decision then got handed to the Stewards. By then Kubica had retired and they had no choice other than to award the drivethrough as the race was still running. If the race had ended then Alonso would more than likely had a 30 second penalty instead. As to the safety car amplifying things for Alonso - that's just unfortunate, but peotic justice.

Today I had Weetabix with them things what Nanas knit.

God, is this Matchmaker lovefest still going? Damn - I just bumped it.

Where's the multi-choice? I tend to eat Weetabix and Cornflakes mixed. Or whatever else takes my fancy at the time.

Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin . A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20. The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the Pole the job." Murphy, "And why would you be doing that?" "We both got 19 questions correct." "This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job." Manager, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong." Murphy, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?" Manager, "Simple. On question number 7 the Pole wrote down, 'I don’t know.' You put down, ‘Neither do I’.“ I'll get me donkey jacket...

Not a problem if you pay off the balance every month - no interest then.

Why, I oughta....

Ah, the old Summer "This forum's going downhill" thread. Followed by the "Why is everyone so damn argumentative?" thread when everyone gets stir fever in the Winter.

£900 to convert some old videos? Somebody's paid too much...

Spotted a silver Supra in the car park at Silverstone - the one next to the main road from the village to the gates.

They left the trouser press?

Stuff 'em - get Virgin round anyway.

Can't you route it somewhere that doesn't infringe on their space? A lawn to the side for example?