Mate!!! You know it!!
The worst car job I had was as above but the little 'darlings' had also put a full propane cylinder in the car back seat as well. Luckily we saw it before it went off and managed to do the Monty Python Knights Who Say Niii! thing....by shouting Run Away Run Away!!!! loudly! Just as we hid behind the appliance....KABOOOM! The only time I have ever seen a car fire go bang like they do in the films.
The police did thier stuff though, they found out who did it and knicked them.
Also had a tv, washing machine and 'stuff' dropped on me from the balconys of high rise flats when we turn up at a job. Smoke punching out of the flats windows and dodging flying/falling kitchen appliances! Joy!
Though the worst one of all.....
A flat fire in Holloway, had a hidden 'bedroom', read sex dungon with the Gimp chained to the wall.
I was running the BA crews and kept getting messages from the ground floor holding area that the occupier who had poped out to the shops was saying that his 'partner' was in the flat. I sent about 4 crews (8 FF's) in to search what I thought was a 2 bed flat with no one found.
After the fire was out I was taking the fire investigation chap about in the flat (and having a good look myself for any possible chard remains) and we heard a muffled coughing and a faint knocking in the wall of the kitchen. We found hidden behind a bookcase a hidden door, when we opened it there was.....the gimp. Leather chaps, bear ass upwards, bent over a horses saddle handcuffed to a ring in the wall with a gag on.
Turns out he and his lover had a tiff, the other bloke went out to get some fags and the one who stayed in set the fire and then locked himself in thier play room. :eek:
Got sent down for it as well as he had done it 2 or 3 times before.
Bet he has a bum hole like a wizards sleave now..... :blink: