Muffleman

D'oh ! Probably not I'm afraid, I'm due to be out all day tomorrow PM me anyway and if I'm out then I just won't answer ya Have fun Matt

Oh okay then We'll sort this one out a little nearer the date eh ? Matt

A217 this evening, about 6:15pm I spose. Couldn't see much of your car, but sounded the part

I was cleaning the car, and a little lad with his mum walked up the street towards me. The boy was charged with carrying his pizza in a pizza box. He looked at the car for ages, he then looked at me as he got close so I smiled back - this big grin broke out all over his face. He promptly walked into my car and dropped his pizza box

Is this all Jap cars ? Or just performance cars ? Or maybe just Supes ?

Hmmm, may just have to wander over to this one. (Note to self - TRY not to get points racing the bikes this time )

Oh dear, mine's 28% ! What am I gonna tell me beyatch back at me yard

Reminds me of the guy a little while ago that plumbed his NOS into the rocker cover !!!

And Beauty is an average, did you know that ? A relative of Darwin was trying to find the most evil looking criminal, so he compiled loads of pictures to see who was most evil looking. What he found though was that as he got more and more pictures together, the average was actually good looking ! D'oh. Anyhoo, they have now progressed and studied this basic premise and found that beauty is in fact an average of all variables. So there you go, if you're feeling ugly and you see a good looker, you can tell them they are in fact average looking Blimey, that sounded almost intelligent It wont last

Agreed. I too would never buy new again either, a totally over rated experience !

ANYTHING but the tittie

Maybe they have their own acronyms ? WMAO - Whinney My Ass Off ? GRSWMAO - Gallop Round Stables Whinneying My Ass Off ?

Nope See ya soon.

(Matt sneaks off to find out if being 'honked outside' is something pervy in Russian).

Ah, all makes sense ! I heard a car pull away that sounded like mine, so I rushed out to check that my car was still there. I didn't see you but TBH - I was just glad it wasn't my car driving away Yeah it's me, and thanks for the compliment, although I have many plans for my Supe If I see you I'll say 'Hi'

Looks very 350Z, which I think looks very jelly mould shaped

From Planes, Trains and Automobiles. 'Do you know what would make me happy ?' 'Er, another couple of balls and two extra fingers ?'

Welcome Sounds like you're after the same as I was - then I found the right car on these boards 400bhp is relatively easily achievable without spending a great deal. Before you condemn the auto though, it really is worth taking one for a spin. That said, it's not the best idea for track use, but I really wouldn't say a definite NO to the auto until you've tried it. All the best mate Matt

Totally agree with the Integra Type-R, loved owning it and will have another one day.

Sorry to hear this mate, it really is smeg annoying tho - bastids

If my missus went into MacDonalds and asked for a bick cock, she'd get a BigWhack and Cries :D:D

We have a very nice, young polish lady on our reception desk at work. Lovely girl, but her English isn't 100%. Anyway, I was out of the office this morning, but I phoned head office to check a couple of things, this was my conversation..... Reception : 'Hello this is (company name), how may I direct your call ?' Me : Hi Krystina, it's Matthew. Reception :'Oh Hi (she said, all out of breath like), I've just come.....' Now I know she meant that she'd just arrived in the office, but to phone a young lass at 8:30 in the morning and to be told (in an out of breath way) I've just come, well it makes your morning Matt

Not exactly 'Work Safe' if you're job involves sticking your hand in a crocodile's pointy end You play with fire - you get burnt. You stick your hand in a crocodiles mouth - WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN If brains was dynamite, that guy couldn't blow his nose

Glad I'm not the only cinic here then

Never a truer word said my friend. I don't use my Supe everyday, and when I do I'm just aching to hear that 2nd turbo come 'on song', but the roads really are slippery this time of year - I'm really having to play it gentle and curb my enthusiasm All the best with the repairs mate, hope you get it sorted soon. On the plus side, whenever I break anything or need to replace a part, it's funny how the performance options are always cheaper than Toyota's stuff when explaining it to the missus Maybe a bodykit would be cheaper than standard parts Matt