wow man I had a dream about the XSPower turbos last night! How bizzzare.
I was in my local chav area and there was an old escort-styled peugeot racing up and down the road with a massive turbo sticking up out of the bonnet. Shortly after it went bang and the engine bay was on fire. But it was fast.
Then at a later date (same dream) there was a yellow chevvy-something (both cars were styled like escort-mk1s) and it did the same, but was fast!
I asked the chavs where they were getting their turbos and they took me round to some back-street place nearby. I showed my interest and said i was glad there was somebody selling them over here because I'd looked at them, and asked if he'd be able to get the precise one I wanted. He tried to tell me how the one he had there was suitable, and went on with himself a bit. I asked if I could borrow it to look over particularly because it had an information leaflet in the packet which included a list of their whole range.
He said yeah no prob but you'll have to give me £15 to pay for my taxi back to the garage. We'd only walked 200yds fom his garage but I said ok whatever and went to a cash machine to draw out the money. While waiting at the cash machine the taxi driver lady (quite fit too) said to get a move on and I said well how much will it be, and pulled some change out of my pocket, from which she took £4, then gave me a cheeky look and tried to take another two quid. I said I don't think so, you're trying it on, and gave her £1.50 more.
Whilst reading the enclosed information leaflet, I realised they were all T-Shirts. There were about 6 nicely folded over t-shirts in the packet and the information leaflet was all about t-shirts too. I was looking at the turbo I had and it was only the exhaust-side, which bizzarely was regtangle-shaped like those small 12v air-compressors you use for inflating your car's tyres. End of dream I think.