I also want to point out that H replaces our departing mate Tim as the arse section in our three man centipaedo- style horse gimp suit.
Another thing that needs to be said is the 24th is the "New arrival" fancy dress party. I'll be wearing an ironic little number this year in my Hitler outfit, complete with oversized Star of David necklace and Santa hat.
Ed will be inviting many children around this year, so will be dressing up as Fred West again along with his half complete patio ( I want to be Fred next year as you've been him 2 years straight)
Tim's leaving presentation happens at 9pm where he is presented with the golden buttplug, then at 21:45 we kick the crap out of him for stealing dungeon lube supplies.
22:00 Ed rims H
23:30 The patio gets finished
23:50 We check we all fit in the three way man horse suit
23:55 H sings his initiation song by Right said Fred as he looks like one of them.
00:01 The police arrive.