I can't believe they're fucking paying two year's worth of interest off stupid people's mortgages.
They will give you two years of not paying, and if at the end of the two years, you can't afford to pay the whole lot, they'll pay it for you. Sorry, we'll pay it for you.
What about us unstupid fuckers who didn't get a mortgage because we knew they were too expensive, but saved and saved to /one day/ get a mortgage ? Where's our little bonus? House prices going through the floor would be our bonus but they're trying to prevent that righting of wrong.