Ewen

Gant Silver.

Thats a lot of money to watch seven guys dance around naked.

The shot gun comment was rather cruel I admit. No, I just waited for others to turn up...thats how they came in. I made a comment when Mr. Forrester signed in, then we both had a laugh when the next chap gave his name. Then the second Forrester turned up and we all thought it rather neat.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Amazing...Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! This is wierd....Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '65." "This is unbelievably strange!," the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '65, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?," he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "other than the O'Malley twins are drunk again."

I entered a clay shooting competition over the Christmas break. When I signed in to register, I had to wait for at least three others to enter to make up a squad of four minimum. I'm a Foster...The next three guys to sign up were...Forrester, Foster and Forrester. The other Foster was a doctor. Both Forresters had black Range Rovers, each having the registration ending in GUN. Unbelievably, they all had shot guns too.

Body is a chopped Peterbilt cab. Engine came out of a boat. Detroit Diesel 1271...14.4 litres, 500 hp two-stroke.

1/ work 2/ work 3/ busy 4/ busy 5/ work 6/ work 7/ bang 8/ bang 9/ bish bash bosh 10/ jobs a good 'un

Did they say 'Don’t dig there, dig it elsewhere Your digging it round and it ought to be square The shape of it’s wrong, it’s much much too long And you can’t put a hole where a hole don’t belong'

Probably just hang around on here, posting random links and stuff. http://www.us-places.com/map-places.php?placeid=577396

The 2008 remake of the Survivors is coming up again soon on the beeb, series one that was...series two coming early Jan 2010.

Back in '72 / '73 IIRR I entered a competition to design the sleeve for ELP's Brain Salad Surgery. I was beat by Giger. Probably rather comprehensively.

Victorian silver card case Georgian Rummer Bore Snake Jumper Socks Socks Socks Socks Socks Thermal leggings Chocolates DVD Fridge magnet Aftershave Shooting gloves Electric screwdriver Pipe and slippers (seriously)

Happy Christmas to all on here.

Lost an old friend, but gained a couple of new ones. Saw several projects successfully launched after a schedule of attrition. My son pleasantly surprised me, my daughter didnt. Made it to 50, not everyone does these days. Hit 1.1 bar for the first time evva. The 'its all in the ass' thread came just in time to give me the strength to get through Christmas. Many thanks to mkiv*.net for 2009.

Give me a chance Andrew. It aint quite Christmas so I'm not bored yet.

Nipple tweekers the lot of you.

Back on the drive now, wifes not to happy as I used a rug. Never liked it anyway. Raining now, road outside not so bad now.

I think Snow Mode works quite well. I think the ABS is quite good too. As is the Traction Control. Maybe its a facelift thing, but I'm quite happy pootling about in the snow. Ice on the other hand, no chance.

Not good indeed. Cant get out of my drive even....one rear wheels off the drive and onto the grass. Stuck with the bonnet poking out through the gate. Cant go fwds or backwards, every time I try it moves sideways closer to the gate post. I'll try some carpet when Ive warmed up a bit. The road outside is just sheet ice and its a hill up out onto the main road. Post vans hit the neighbours car, daughters stuffed hers into the hedge. Half the office didnt make it in, two guys are actually on the M27 right now. Another lad stuck on the Wessex way I think.

Love your signature.

Its in Italy isnt it ?

Hello again fellow fifty-something.

Gotta be the Goons

Audi ell did he manage that ?