Ewen

So what you reckon...are we in for more snow or what ?

No sooner this thread dies offenbach it comes with a vengeance.

Hello Shane, good to have you back.

A private seller can post a non FAC air rifle to a private buyer. Not all carriers will knowingly accept it though. Break it down to components or box it in a non-rifle shape box. If in doubt, ring a local gun dealer and arrange to have it posted to him...he will also know the carriers that handle these. He will only hand it over to you in person, on proof of age.

Saudi is not listed, which must be a good thing. Unless its listed in an article about Pre-Teenage pregnancies instead. But then I suppose the numbers would still be commendably low due to the lack of working ovaries.

...came up with this.... http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=plumline%2C+bere+regis&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq= Two thirds down the page, best address for a plumber evva.

Wazzoogie

I just thought it bizarre that an 8 year old girl married off against her wishes to a forty year old cant file for divorce until puberty, yet a bloke can get his marriage annulled because he finds his wife too hairy.

Yup. You set 'em up son, and I'll finish 'em off.

As in said Dr. endeavouring to blow up as many British ****s as possible ?

He's not a whistling gynecologist is he ? (that may be a little too 'out there')

Seems a good place to stick this... http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article7019754.ece

If he'd been called Dr. Taliban, then maybe. BTW, one of the luge competitors yesterday was one Manuel Pfister.

Reminds me of an old landlady...last time I'd seen a hole that big a train was coming out of it.

She's got one now. Didn't see this at the time...maybe just as well...right on the money, far too much engine for the lass. Good luck with the sale though.

We have a blonde at work. She's not allowed lunchbreaks because when she has one it takes weeks to re-train her.

You wouldn't get that long a sentence for murder.

God help her boyfriend if he ever found her G Spot.

Absolutely.

Cant be bothered to be honest. I could save more money than that a year if I didn't buy V Power...but I do. I could save shed loads more than that a year by not driving a car that averages 18mpg...but I do. I could save almost all my fuel costs a year by cycling to work...but I dont. I'm stewing in my own juice, sorry.

Just push your washing machine against the pipes, put it on a fast spin and record the noise it makes. Slow it down a bit and there you go. And if you think I'm suggesting it all sounds the same, Im not...just vary the load and spin speed to get the mix you want.

According to my wife, I'm anally obsessive about files and folders on the computer. Everything has to be filed just so...a messy desktop is a no no, and if someone here doesn't store a bookmark in their own folder which I created especially for them I go mad. As an aside, I once shared a room with a lad who had problems with pool cues. He was a nightmare in pubs and clubs...before a game he would roll every cue from the rack on the table, bang them on the floor listening for rattles, selecting at least three, then minutely examine the tips of each, before finally making a selection...even if it meant swapping a good tip onto a straighter shaft, or even asking someone already playing to swap to see if theirs was better still....then swapping back if it wasnt. Chalking the tip was as painful, thats if he could find a chalk that was to his peculiar taste. On the other hand, he would shag owt that had a pulse.

Pebsap ?

It was held at my club, Purbeck Shooting School. http://www.shooting.uk.com/ £35 to enter...no cash prize. Southern Counties hold CPSA registered shoots more often, but usually weekdays. Obviously there are hundreds of reg comps all over the country. Still, I made a start.... http://www.cpsa.co.uk/scores/fixtures/38/46056 I'm Mr. 50% so far.

Thats very nice of you Matt. I've been at it for a year now, totally hooked. Done one CPSA reg comp so far (ESP), need to do two more to get a grade / ranking. I did really well in the weeks running up to it and lost the plot on the day. Great stress buster usually, but I need to learn to relax when under pressure with an audience.