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Thats Dick. She likes Dick. Shes had Dick twice now, and wants Dick next saturday too. Actually I had Dick lots of times too when I was learning.

Took some photos with an old camcorder of my wife having a shooting lesson...and got one just as the clay broke. Total fluke (photo not the shooting)

This looks neat

I think I'd notice that in my underpants...well before the 11 am dump.

And heres some more big haired pussy.

Its where Forrest Gump got shot I think...the buttawks.

Ah, but a few live on. The lucky ones who had family and friends that still see their faces every day. They live on in the genes they passed on, what they taught us, the way we live our lives. No longer here but still here.

My father died believing he would be buried under the earth, and return over time to the soil at the foot of the Welsh hills he had loved so much during his life. Over time he would have become elemental, in the most basic of forms. A simple belief, yet denied to him by a second-choice wife who believed his spiritual soul had been taken up by Jehova, and had him cremated instead. His ashes, or rather a convincing amount of the gray stuff that consisted of whatever was left from the coffins and other bodies that were burnt that week, were buried under a tree hundreds of miles away from the land that warmed his heart. To this day I have no idea what tree it was. That was what happened when he died.

Actually I smirked privately to myself, and, for a moment at least felt all warm inside.

All you need is a little black dress, black velvet heels and red lace knickers. Everything else is frippery.

I suppose it is neat to be British. But its effing brilliant being Northumbrian.

My thoughts E10actly.

At least he doesn't think its got a V VI under the bonnet. Or then again.... BTW,mines a VVTI. Or should that be a 55T1.

"Excuse me, do you know if theres a B & Q in Edinburgh ?" "No idea...but I do know theres 3 e's in Aberdeen"

I love the LFA too. Heres another car I really like, just because someone had the balls to make a small van that looks like a snail, and the punny name...S-Cargo:)

Toyota 2000 GT.

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I like the fact that you look like the picture.

The compressor.

Theres a guy at work who keeps playing with his flies.

I love you all.

Wow ! Do we have a winner ?

Best car is my current Supra, worst car was a yellow Datsun something or other. Nasty, vindictive little bastard it was. I burnt it with fire...accidentally, but comprehensively. A worthy mention for a 205 GTi 1.9 too...I really had a lot of fun and enjoyment from her.

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I disagree Tony. You remind me of Carlos Fandango. He was like ice, baby.