Ewen

My wifes car cant do 80. They haven't thought this through.

Why all the gears ? I've no ideas.

Oh, and make sure you film her shooting. Playing it back in slo mo and watching the magic of mammary movement is an education.

Or the old 4 bore

I quite like it on the hot rod, but not on a modern car. I love the look on watches too.

Shes a dominatrix ? She should know all about butt kicking, box locks, tight chokes and pulling your trigger then....

Get her to stand ten feet away from you but facing you. If shes right handed, ask her to make a circle with her right thumb and index finger, then keeping her right arm extended and both eyes open, raise her arm and look at your nose through the 'circle'. If you can see her right eye through the 'circle', shes right eye dominant...if you can see her left eye, shes left eye dominant. If shes left handed, get her to do the same but with her left hand.

Why do you ask about eye dominance Ewen ? If shes right handed, but left eye dominant, she can shoot off her left shoulder. Unless its her left shoulder shes hurt, and shes left eye dominant. Hence why I asked.

Which shoulder has she injured, is she right or left handed, and is she right or left eye dominant ?

Ream

Disremember

Impregnate

came across this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qzQy4JUsmk&feature=related

Rambutan

Deflower

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4iwzglanaw&ob=av3n

Good find. It could be described as careening. More usually done to a yacht / sailing ship etc to get access to her bottom for repair or maintenance, either afloat, or low tide.

I'm a little worried no TBH. Theres been two Vans outside all night...I saw a couple of guys inside Converse covertly whilst looking up at my window.....

1. A. Sunday Newspaper 2. A. Nother Sunday Newspaper 3. KGB 4. CIA 5. FBI 6. CSA 7. The Old Bill 8. A Ninja Moderator 9. Paedo Watch 10. Mary Whitehouse Appreciation Society Chairlady 11. SF USA 12. NASA 13. MI5 14. MI6 15. HMILR 16. Customs & Excise 17. VATMAN 18. White Van Man 19. 007 20. Cyber Supra nicker 21. Blow and N/A Jobs Anonymous 22. Nocturnal Supra Owners Stalking Society 23. Count Dracula 24. Franken Suprastein (What a great Handle) 25. Old Nic 26. Father Christmas 27. The Tooth Fairy 28. The Last Sheep 29. Bedbug Central Command 30. Superman 31. God 32. Elvis 33. Midnight Cowboy 34. Bruce Campbell 34. The Lock Ness Monster 35. Big Foot 36. Lord Lucan 37. Moriarty 38. Shergar 39. Chuck Norris 40. Bruce Lee 41. Glass Hopper 42. John Wayne 43. Marilyn Monroe 44. David P with insomnia and without his password 45. Dr Jekyll 46. Mr Hyde 47. Inspector Gadget 49. The Queen 50. Prince Phillip 51. Spiderman 52. The Hulk 53. Catwoman 54. Linda Lovelace 55. Batman 56. Robin 57. The Joker 58. Jacques Custard 59. Dave Allen 60. The G6 Supra Guy 61. my mum 62. Derek the Strange Camel 63. Larry Grayson 64. Everard 65. Gareth Rufa 66. Dame Edna 67. Danny Laroux 68. Mustaffa Binliner 69. Wing Wong rang wrong 70. George Michael 71. Eva Peron 72. Hitler 73. Nizam 74. Einstein 75. Henry Kissinger 76. Incy Wincy 77. Katie Price AKA Jordan 78. Jeremy Clarkson 79. Frank Sinatra 80. Tommy $#@!fingers 81. Rod Hull 82. Emu 83. GTROC 84. Bill 85. Ben 86. Big Brother 87. Mr Miyagi 88. Herbie 89. Mr Bean 90. Tommy Cooper 91. Little Weed 92. Bill Murray in Groundhog Day 93. Burt Reynolds 94. Google 95. Brian O'Connor 96. Dominic Toretto^ 97. Skyline Owners Club 98.KamaSupra AKA Dave 99. Bill Murray in Groundhog Day 100. The widow I married years ago. This widow had a grown-up daughter who my father fell in love with and then married. This made my dad my son-in-law, as my daughter was my mother, being my father's wife. Not long after, I became the father of a baby boy. My little boy was a brother-in-law to dad and therefore also my uncle. As my son was my uncle, then that also made him brother to my wife's grown-up daughter, who was my step-mother. My father's wife then had a son, who became my grand-child, because he was my daughter's son. My wife is also my mother's mother, because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too. As my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And so as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandfather.

Someone at work came up with this too funnily enough...'drinking mochas in the cockpit' Also one commented on the use of sail, ensuring it had a low carbon footprint. Best from the office was a name for it...HM S Padrille

Tenuously terrible

They have their own website http://www.sasquatch.com/Pages/Internet/Welcome_SplashPage.cfm?SA_SET_Z=4

Terrible, therefore very good (I didnt miss pump either)

No, its obviously a Sunsneaker

The second 'foot' joke in as many threads.