Guest Budz86 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 When be questioned by the Police after the supe being vandalised; Plod: Make and model of the vehicle? Me: Toyota Supra Plod (Slowly while writing): Toyota Subaru Me: No, it's a Supra Plod: Subaru what? Me (while pointing to Toyota badge): No, its a TOYOTA SUPRA! Plod (looking confused) : Can you spell that? Again I point to the badge. Now this did surprise me as it was a traffic cop and he was effectivly saying I had a "Ford Mazda".....Nonce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 nah he fits ok, i havent tried gettin him in the back tho lol you wount fit him in the back my lil bro who is bigger and taller than me has difficulty getting his fat ass in the back of mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 "Is this a taxi" This was while I was waiting for the wife to come out from shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwilkinson Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Loads of people refer to it as 'the Subaru'. Not sure if they do it to annoy me or because they genuinely don't know!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 "Is this a taxi" This was while I was waiting for the wife to come out from shop Whatever helps pay for the petrol:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 While washing it someone asked me if it was my dads. I'm 33 and it's a 12 year old Toyota. Do I look too retared to actually own this myself? YES! Sorry mate. Had to be done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I've had 'nice car, shame a about the driver' a few times from females Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 My mate's little lad (about 4yo) asked me the other week why I drive a racing car. I just said "Cos it's fun..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 I've had 'nice car, shame a about the driver' a few times from females For god sake Ed, stop driving on pavements! I've had the 'little pen1s' a few times, I just reply with 'I know, but the car makes up for it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Everyone gets the Subaru thing. Another is "what, you took one of the turbos off cos twin turbo was too fast for you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couv3z Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 "what, you took one of the turbos off cos twin turbo was too fast for you?" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonahjones26 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 car expert questioning me whilst at tesco expert....... 2 litre? me............ no 3 expert......is it a turbo? me........... No! its an N/a expert...... Nitros?? me........... Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzi Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 'Cool car mate, my dad makes those' 'Daddies car?!' - While I was going past a bus stop which I replied 'mommies bus pass?!' 'Thats a 2.5 litre isn't it' 'That has one big turbo on it, I couldn't keep up' - Some stupid Chav in Wales 'NIIIIIIIIIIIICE' 'D!ck head!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonahjones26 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 'D!ck head!' That was me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Fox Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I had this chav kid come up to me and say "GEEZ GEEZ, Nice car, but i thought those cars come standard with, you know those doors that open upwards?" i replied "Its not a fucking lamborghini" Dumb chav kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supraspeed Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 i got pulled over by traffic cops when i first got it (when i had full veilside kit on) goes through my details and told its a random pull over.... me: how random is this pullover business if u pick mine out of everyone? cop: just numbers me: yeah i'm sure... cop: is this modified at all? me: does it look modified? look at it! cop: u insured? me: yes- (at which point i produce documents from glovebox) cop: most people arnt insured on cars like this.. me: so your saying un-descreet cars are all uninsured-yeah ok? who drives the most outragous and loudest car to attract attention and dont have it insured? cop goes through details after looking a bit annoyed... cop: this isn't a toyota supra young man.... me: you obviously arn't aware of the toyota supra badge on the back then... cop: don't get lippy or i'l have ya gut for garters me: are u having a laugh, dont play the big man, bullied at school were ya.. at which point the other cop step out the car and says " i used to drive a supra like that" me: tell that to mr "thats not a supra" over here they both have a chat and rather embarrased the first cop get back in the car while the other takes my details and lets me go lol. Some cops are so arrogant at times lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dangerousandy Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 "My mates Golf will piss over that" OMFG - some misfit said this to me in the McDonalds car park in Benson. Moments later his mate drove the Golf (a 8v MK3 GTi) straight into the drive thru barrier and smashed his front wing/headlamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Some cops are so arrogant at times lol Pffft. A bit of projection going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 i got pulled over by traffic cops when i first got it (when i had full veilside kit on) goes through my details and told its a random pull over.... me: how random is this pullover business if u pick mine out of everyone? cop: just numbers me: yeah i'm sure... cop: is this modified at all? me: does it look modified? look at it! cop: u insured? me: yes- (at which point i produce documents from glovebox) cop: most people arnt insured on cars like this.. me: so your saying un-descreet cars are all uninsured-yeah ok? who drives the most outragous and loudest car to attract attention and dont have it insured? cop goes through details after looking a bit annoyed... cop: this isn't a toyota supra young man.... me: you obviously arn't aware of the toyota supra badge on the back then... cop: don't get lippy or i'l have ya gut for garters me: are u having a laugh, dont play the big man, bullied at school were ya.. at which point the other cop step out the car and says " i used to drive a supra like that" me: tell that to mr "thats not a supra" over here they both have a chat and rather embarrased the first cop get back in the car while the other takes my details and lets me go lol. Some cops are so arrogant at times lol You should have chinned him just so he got your point the first time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I've heard "Look at all those Subarus" - while on convoy to Le Mans "Whose is that Celica" - when I took it to work "You Slag" - for no apparent reason whatsoever Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 never had the fto or subaru comment tbh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 "Slow Down" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_blackman Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 The retired chap up my road used to tell me how he had one of them Subaru's once lol, I gave up trying to tell him different! He actually had a Celica not a Supra or Subaru lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlT67 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 "Slow Down" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chingy Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 ''my mates punto turbo is quicker than ur Subaru, his is running over 700 brake'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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