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Egrets? I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.

Yes, they make rather big claims. They also threatened to sue the club. IBTL.

lol

Got too much stress to blow off, posting random crap is helping. Oh, that's okay then, carry on.

[psst] this is the internet...

Witchhunt, witchhunt! /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif

Dude, they're factory fitted (although, I think Porsche do add an arachnid surcharge if you read their fine print) I think British Leyland tried it once by having a goose in the glovebox of the Maxi, but they never lived very long and were a right bugger if they got loose.

I think its more the case of he's been posting quite a lot of these in various threads recently and they're getting a bit long in the tooth. That, and we've all been brainwashed by the man, man.

One of you bit! My work is done [/smug]

Is that a mistake from the factory? Were these spiders supposed to have been installed in the mirrors instead?

To be fair, it is pronounced "Choley" (more accurately, "Chawleh")

I don't think you missed anything. I reckon it was just an excuse for Edinbillgatesass to have a pop at non-windows stuff. He's like the geek version of IMI.

Lol, almost spoken from experience. Luckily I'm a quick learner.

Just be careful how vigorous you are when you throw the bucket of water. Its better to use 3 bucket fulls gently than one bucket thrown enthusiastically and turning you into the Effluant Man. Lucy's bog has had this problem for a few weeks. Its like kickstarting a 2-stroke - you need to waggle the lever a few times first until you feel the compression, then prod it quickly and it usually works.

Happy birthday, dude

If it won't budge by kicking it, try pouring boiling water over the hub, then kick it some more. That freed up my wheel when it got stuck.

Looks like either a small table or a giant plug socket

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011 o_O

'cos we can't afford to fill the bottles with petrol

Hah, I know. I keep telling my boss they need decent draughtsmen over there too, but he's not having any of it. Possibly as I'm the only one they've got up here.

Have you seen anything on the ITER project Red? A few of the engineers where I work have gone over to work on it and it does look very interesting (although I've yet to find the time to read up on it fully)

Yep, all of those, plus: Cnuts who sit in the next lane to you, doing maybe 2mph more and spend eternity just about level with your back quarter. This seems to be happening more often - I'll be sat in lane 1 or 2 making good progress, see a car approaching in the next lane, then spend the next few miles with him stuck just behind me up to the point I need to pass something, then I just boot it, pull in front, perform the overtake and slot back into the inside lane and resume cruising speed. At this point the knob jockey seems to find his throttle pedal and shoots off into the distance at 90mph. I keep looking to see if someone has stuck a poster to my rear bimper and everyone is slowing down to read it.

I've done 625 miles since this question was last asked. Although I think I typed the wrong price into my sat-nav last time i filled up as apparently I've used nearly £8,000 worth of fuel in that time.

That'll be Maverick FAF's old car. I was only wondering the other day what happened to it after HSR raped it. Nice spec, GLWS.