Well I will say one thing...
Should any muppet try the wander into my house and nick my car keys in order to steal my car Bloody Good Luck to them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I spend approx 10 minutes per morning trying to locate my car keys. Now you would think I would learn my lesson and place said keys in the key box that i have just inside my front door!!!! Hell no that would be toooooo easy. No I place them under various leaflets or newspapers, under THAT pile of washing, in a sodding saucepan, and once in the sodding unlocked cars passengers door pocket!!!
So bring it on twatty thief the only thing you will find in my house is utter confusion