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Probably a repost but it entertained me on a Friday afternoon! What can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping.......... This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!' 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.' And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.' Angela Emrey Project Administrator

Thats terrible!! This is the first time I've been glad my dog has absolutely no interest in toys.

Managed to get youtube (and youporn) on the ps3. I believe it asked if I wanted to run add on to which I clicked yes and had no problems.

Apologies for anything stupid I did when p***ed. Seem to have a problem remembering when to stop when I'm drunk. Still, from what I can remember I had a good time!

Had a great weekend! Thanks to all those that were involved in the organisation. It was my first JAE and i managed to meet a few really nice people. I'll definately be back for more next year, might leave the black absinth at home though.

Ok, I figured it out. I'd only saved the thumbnail of each image. I've printed all those on the album, just hope they're the right size! No time to cut them out so I'll bring some scissors.

Also, are the sizes given by Damen the size of the whole image or each side?

Going to need instructions on the best way to print these off at the right size, and I need to know quickly I'm afraid cause I need to get home and wash the car still. Saved all of the images to the computer but when I try to print using the wizard it only gives me certain size options. Help.

Yep, shouldn't be a problem. Anyone else?

Also, I'm going in to work for an hour at lunchtime so I should be able to print out for those without a printer.

There isn't one for me:tongue: Think it's probably because my avatar is a gif as opposed to Jpeg. Is there any way I can edit the blank one myself?

Might be able to get down thursday afternoon if you need a hand. In italy at the moment but should be home at about 1 o'clock thursday afternoon.

Anytimes fine for me. Won't take long if I come out to pick you up, and if I go home for a shower I'll be coming back through Colchester anyway, and I can do that anytime that suits you. I'm away in Italy for the next week so just send me a PM with your address. I'll PM my mobile number.

I'll be there from the Friday, but I don't mind popping out if there is no-one coming in on the Saturday. Probably nip home during the day to get a shower anyway.

Apologies, wasn't thinking.

Has anyone found the results of the 'Press Conference' yet?

I'm all in favour for monthly and full season prizes. Should make things more fun. How would we go about arranging this Daman?

Greatest achievement to date - Founder of SWAGS, Doesn't quite seem to be going to plan so far though.

Where did you get it from? I need one! Might persuade the idiots that keep asking me stupid questions to stay away.

You f****r, thats not one to click on at work!!!

Couldn't find any part worns and can't afford new ones unfortunately. I'll still run, but it'll be on the wheels that are on the car now. I did manage to get a couple of tyres for the fronts though. My boss's son had a couple that had been on the shelf since early last year so he let me have them for £15 quid each.

Happy Birthday mate, I'll get you a drink in at the weekend:D

Thats exactly what its like. Lived with a few mates in headingley, nearly got mugged on my doorstep twice.

Trying not to get mugged should be time consuming enough, I did it for two years. Had a few very close scrapes but made it out alive!