bigcol

Always wanted to do this RE-E-E-E-POST :nana::nana: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=173318&highlight=achmed I feel much better now

i tried to phone the swine flu helpline but all i got was crackling down the line:d

just a typical saturday night out in wigan then:d

Thats a bargain if i ever saw one, just bought a CLK, damn wish id have waited:(

Just found this website, it came as a popup and it doesnt mention swine flu but it came under the heading of:search: http://avdirect.synthasite.com/

Once again due to buying mobile broadband for my 2 employees I have got 2 brand new laptops, they are Acer 6930g with Blu-ray the full spec is here. System Type Notebook Built-in Devices Stereo speakers, subwoofer, wireless LAN aerial Embedded Security Fingerprint reader Width 38.5 cm Depth 27.5 cm Height 4.4 cm Weight 3.6 kg Processor Intel Core 2 Duo T5800 / 2 GHz Multi-Core Technology Dual-Core 64-bit Computing Yes Data Bus Speed 800 MHz Chipset Type Mobile Intel PM45 Express Cache Memory Type L2 Cache Installed Size 2 MB Installed Size 3 GB / 4 GB (max) Technology DDR2 SDRAM Form Factor SO DIMM 200-pin Configuration Features 1 x 1 GB + 1 x 2 GB Storage Controller Type Serial ATA Serial ATA Interface Serial ATA-150 Storage Hard Drive 250 GB - Serial ATA-150 - 5400 rpm Optical Storage Type DVD±RW (±R DL) / DVD-RAM / BD-ROM - integrated Card Reader Type 5 in 1 card reader Supported Flash Memory Cards SD Memory Card, Memory Stick, Memory Stick PRO, MultiMediaCard, xD-Picture Card Display Display Type 16" TFT Max Resolution 1366 x 768 ( WXGA ) Widescreen Display Yes Colour support 24-bit (16.7 million colours) Features CineCrystal, 60% colour gamut Video Graphics Processor / Vendor NVIDIA GeForce 9300M GS TurboCache supporting 2047MB Video Memory 256 MB Max Allocated RAM Size 1791 MB Audio Audio Output Sound card Compliant Standards Dolby Digital Live, Dolby Pro Logic IIx, High Definition Audio, Dolby Home Theater Audio Input Stereo microphone Notebook Camera Camera Type Integrated Sensor Resolution 0.3 Megapixel Input Device(s) Type Keyboard, touchpad, 4-way scroll button Features Built-in numeric keyboard Telecom Modem Fax / modem Max Transfer Rate 56 Kbps Protocols & Specifications ITU V.92 Features Wake on Ring Networking Networking Network adapter Wireless LAN Supported Yes Data Link Protocol Ethernet, Fast Ethernet, Gigabit Ethernet, IEEE 802.11b, IEEE 802.11a, IEEE 802.11g, IEEE 802.11n (draft) Features Acer SignalUp Compliant Standards IEEE 802.11b, IEEE 802.11a, IEEE 802.11g, Wi-Fi CERTIFIED, IEEE 802.11n (draft) Expansion / Connectivity Expansion Slots Total (Free) 2 ( 0 ) x memory - SO DIMM 200-pin ¦ 1 ( 1 ) x ExpressCard/54 Interfaces 1 x modem - phone line - RJ-11 ¦ 1 x network - Ethernet 10Base-T/100Base-TX/1000Base-T - RJ-45 ¦ 1 x display / video - VGA - 15 pin HD D-Sub (HD-15) ¦ 1 x audio - SPDIF output/headphones/line-out - mini-phone stereo 3.5 mm ¦ 1 x microphone - input - mini-phone 3.5mm ¦ 1 x audio - line-In - mini-phone 3.5mm ¦ 1 x display / video - HDMI - 19 pin HDMI Type A ¦ 1 x remote control - infrared ¦ 4 x Hi-Speed USB - 4 PIN USB Type A ¦ 1 x storage - eSATA ¦ 1 x docking / port replicator Miscellaneous Features Security lock slot (cable lock sold separately), administrator password, system password, hard drive password, wake on LAN Compliant Standards ACPI 3.0 Power Power Device External Voltage Required AC 120/230 V ( 50/60 Hz ) Battery Technology 6-cell Lithium Ion Installed Qty 1 Capacity 48.8 Wh Operating System / Software OS Provided Microsoft Windows Vista Home Premium Hope thats enough info for you:d Unfortunately I will NOT accept paypal as they are a bunch of robbing scumbags who deserve to die horribly from swine flu The price of these in the shops vary from £445 to £645 depending where you look. my price is a very reasonable £340 each plus £20 for fully insured courier (UK) and £30 shipping outside of UK, or if you are near Wigan you can come and pick one up. These are still in their origional security sealed box and have NOT been opened, cheers guys

actually if you have your personal licence (as i do) its the person not the premises that is authorised to sell alcohol, i could use my licence in any pub/event/off licence if i wanted, still who cares:p

You could do break into my mother in laws house in lowestoft and rob it blind, leaving a rather large "george the third" on her white living room carpet, she wont be there cos we have to put up with the crabby old tw@t all weekend, so, not only will you make a few quid you will be doing me a huge favour because she will be that traumatised she wont fookin visit again;)

I may not like it so can i "try before i buy";)

HEMA is a Dutch department store . Take a look at HEMA's product page. You can't order anything and it's in Dutch but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens. Don't click on any of the products pictured, just wait and see what happens . And be sure you have your sound turned up. The page will move by itself. Apparently this company has a sense of humour http://producten.hema.nl/

This is correct my friend i did indeed, but i wanted cash not a px with an Audi with more miles on it than the fookin tardis. I simply meant that what you are asking was a bit on the excessive side by saying you MUST px with an Audi AND no red cars. I am so glad we have sorted that out because the thought of being disrespected did keep me awake for a few nights plotting my revenge, in fact i was half way to suffolk to pay you a visit where i had decided to suck out your eyeballs and skullf*ck you;) in the back of a red supra:D

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Dont want much do you;)

This is George This is Bailey This is Gracie plus 3 snakes that i cant find photos of

another good drug to use is seriquin but thats from the vets only i think

I feel for you mate, our boxer lost her front leg (before we rescued her) bus she manages ok and she is 9, she also has mild arthritus and cracks and creaks when she gets up etc etc, if the arthritus is in the spine then a hip replacement isnt going to cure it 100% but may help ease the pain you will just have to wait for the specialists opinion, it sounds harsh but only you will know what is best for your dog, if you feel that she is really suffering and there is no way of easing it then the kindest thing to do is put her to sleep (obvious last resort). When we had our king charles put to sleep it was one of the hardest things i have had to do because they are part of the family, but we knew how much she was suffering and it was just the kindest thing to do, I think the worst thing is yours is only 3 years old and would still have a lot of life left if it didnt have all these problems, at least you do have insurance i know its not easy having to pay everything up front but you will get it back, if you want my advice, listen to the specialist and make sure you try and get a long term outlook on her and check your insurance will continue to cover her, but when the time comes for a "big" decision only you will know what to do. If you want to come round and see how my boxer copes with 3 legs then im not far away (if it comes down to losing a leg) What pain relief is she on? also try glucosamine and msm as that is for joints and really does help ours, you dont need to pay mega bucks for these you can get them from the local health food shop it is exactly the same as the dog form thats what ours takes, keep us posted.

spectator/event safety, providing security services, crowd control, conflict management, customer service etc the list is endless

just set up my own security training and NVQ assessing company all goverment funded assessments so the money is garranteed and if you put the work in the money can be bloody good, NVQ anyone?

no not at the hotel but we were in suffolk at the time cos mrs col is from there, we know the hotel well and you tend to get the local news in suffolk around 10 mins after it happens:d and that was breaking news (no pun intended), mrs col's uncle is custody sargeant at Lowestoft police station where Aaron was taken and charged, inside info and all that;)

Mrs Col and me were in Suffolk when this happened, basically yes the chef is a bit of a chav, but JK is an arrogant w@nker, i have had the unfortunate misfortune to do backstage vip security at one or two of his gigs, he is an immature little tw@t who takes the piss out of everyone, orders people around like a little hitler and expects everyone to bend over backwards and grovel at his feet, he is just a horrible little toad with too much money and who thinks he can sing. What made it worse was the fact that Aaron had recently been seeing one of the tarts involved and JK just flashes his cash as usual and starts taking the pi$$ out of Aaron, flaunting the fact that he is now going to sh@g the bird he is with whilst taking the pi$$ out of his stutter, typical rich w@nker boy who has everything. my opinion he should have left the car alone and smahed up JK's fecking head instead and learn the slimebag a lesson or two about the "real world" and if JK wants to have a pop at me then bring it on sleezebag:d:d:d and before you ask i do not posess a JK cd and would not thank anyone for sending me one either, he is a slug that deserves a swim in salt water:d

lemsip and a w@nk or horlicks and a good sh!t always seems to help or prescription sleepers work just as good

CHECK OUT THESE TYRES ! These tyres are made in South Carolina , USA . SEE THROUGH TYRES. Radical new tyre design by Michelin. The next generation of tyres. They had a pair at the Philadelphia car show. Yes, those are 'spoke' like connections to the inner part of the tyre from the outside tread 'wrap!' The next picture shows how odd it looks in motion.... Makes you wonder how the ride feels doesn't it? These tyres are airless and are scheduled to be out on the market very soon. The bad news for the police is that "stingers" will not work on these. Just think of the impact on existing technology: A. no more air valves... B. no more air compressors at gas stations... C. no more repair kits... D. no more flats... These are actual pictures taken in the South Carolina plant of Michelin. Discuss

Hello Wilbur, say hello to George my 1 year old handfull

Once upon a time, and far far away lived a Beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the royal security guard, was obsessed with the Queen's breasts, but knew that the penalty for ever acting on his desire would be death. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to Horatio who was the king's chief Physician. Horatio the Physician, said that he could arrange for Nick the royal security guard, to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins. Without pause, Nick the royal security guard, readily agreed to the terms. The next day, Horatio the Physician, made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the royal security guard, would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the royal security guard. Horatio the Physician, then slipped Nick the royal security guard, the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth. For the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the royal security guard, left not only satisfied, but touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the royal security guard, found Horatio the Physician, demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the royal security guard realized that Horatio the Physician, could never report this matter to the King, and so with a laugh, he told Horatio to take a hike. The next day, Horatio the Physician, slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the royal security guard.

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