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this is true but do you really need the hassle, anyway I wouldnt trust the bank of england to send the money back there is a credit crunch on and 99% of banks are robbing bas*ards anyway so im just trying to save you the hassle of getting ripped off by the merchant bankers in the bank of england;) You try to do someone a favour and it gets thrown back at you:tongue:

Is that why when i signed up for this new deal of £49 for HD+ I have a 7 week waiting time???

i could simply just not log in for a week, so i wouldnt know or care if he was banned, thus saving £10 of my hard earned english pounds that comic relief will spend £8.50 of it on administration and directors wages rather than any half decent causes. Now before you all moan i have no objection to donating £10 to charity if the FULL £10 actually went to the people it was meant for, ie local hospital/hospice/childrens home etc, not like these "charities" who only give whats left after the admin fees etc have been taken, sorry for the rant but i have seen a lot of appeals lately and know a few charity workers who work for places like oxfam, wateraid etc etc and they are sick of raising money just so up to 75% gets spent on administration and posh business headquarters (and "wages")If this is not the case then why 3 weeks ago were jobs being advertised on jobseekers online for fundraisers all over the country and their pay was £250 a week plus expenses, not much going to charity there is there????/ Just for that i am going to lodge £20 with my local childrens hospice direct cos i know they will get the full amount BAH HUMBUG AND ALL THAT:D:D

my offer still stands, its cheaper than a plane ride to england to change them yourself;)

Totally chavtastic mate:d I blame the immigrants:d

do man boobs count? if so im up for it:D

£100 and a slice of apple pie:D

Not bad at all, I just have no desire to become a hairdresser:D good luck with it anyway

i sold a w reg 206 gti with 45k on the clock and full service history, 12 months tax and test for £1750 so dont hold your breath, nice car though

i blame the immigrants:d

The Plane Is On Its Way To Houston When A Blonde In Economy Class Gets Up And Moves To The First Class Section And Sits Down. The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This And Asks To See Her Ticket. She Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy Class And That She Will Have To Sit In The Back. The Blonde Replies, "I'm Blond, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here." The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And The Co-Pilot That There Is A Blonde Sitting In First Class That Belongs In Economy And Won't Move Back To Her Seat. The Co-Pilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To Explain That Because She Only Paid For Economy She Will Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat. The Blonde Replies, "I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here." The Co-Pilot Te Lls The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Police Waiting When They Land To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason. The Pilot Says, "You Say She Is A Blonde? I'll Handle This. I'm Married To A Blonde. I Speak Blonde." He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her Ear, And She Says, "Oh, I'm Sorry." And She Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy. The Flight Attendant And Co-Pilot Are Amazed And Asked Him What He Said To Make Her Move Without Any Fuss. I Told Her, "First Class Isn't Going To Houston

i blame the immigrants:d

just looks like an old avensis with a bit of a penis extension

send them to me its easier i will give you £30 each and take a chance that the bank may not actually take them;)

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its been in autotrader at least 8 months and im sure ebay as well

No-one wants to meet me:(:( going now:( almost gone bye then

Ahhh the mists of Valhalla have subsided and i now understand fully, thank you Animal I feel enlightened;) ps. whats a protagonist?

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space cadet

1) Does one want fries with that? 2) We will still beat the Belgians 3) The future of mobile communications 4) F*ck the BBC 5) New windows xp 6) Britains premier gameshow returns 7) Maybe i should keep my mouth shut 8) New revised 2nd class fare from virgin trains

obviouly if the seller hasnt paid the VRT (tax charged to imported cars to give them the irish reg) then it would still be on UK plates (if it was imported into the UK in the first place) i would be more concerned abot the car check you did stating it was a box van!!!! you would have no duty to pay if its on UK plates to ship it back but you would have to get tax and mot as soon as it was back in the UK as they do check at the docks and they can be bast@rds about it and can impound it at the dock with no tax and mot my advice be very carefull but ring the dvla in the morning and ask them they should help you if you explain the situation and find out what they know about it. hope that helps:D

if its free then i will gladly take it, cheers michael:D