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they are just dirty robbing scumbags and so are paypal:tongue:

What about Skegness?

Well!!!!!!!! im not a milionaire

Got this sent to me last year by by mate out in Trashcanistan he had the good fortune to meet clarkson, hammond and captain slow when they filmed it (as you will see at the end) couldnt post the link from my email so you will have to make do with the you tube version (same vid though) I think its great but i like the song anyway (showing my age now:()

wail

Rind

Dong

oops should have been in the off topic section sorry just driven from Caister and im fooked, any kindly mods care to move it then thank you in advance

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'. In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vordskontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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Buttfudge:taped:

Oooh Come on

Still cant beat Don Kiddick and Mike Hunt:d

so do i

more photos have emerged of the credit crunch

i thought is was more "bob Geldof" than edge

After much demand, brand new from Fisher Price, sale starts today.

This is what you can expect if you manage to turn up (this one is for you Animal, enjoy) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MBroSIRgzk

yes, we think of it as an "intimate setting"

just a bump in case any one interested they are at the Plough on atherton rd hindley, tonight (and they are fookin fantastic), i know the lads really well and they have got 3 festival bookings as well this year so they are worth a watch, i can even put you up at my house if you need to stay over, cant say fairer than that:D

you dont need rehersals, you are perfect without;) pity you cant make it, you and the boss could have stayed over at ours so you could feast on newky brown and tetleys:d

If you are then it may be an idea to pop to my local in Hindley and check out Helvelan II as they are playing and they are a fantastic band whose influences stem from deep purple to acdc etc the lead guitar (stef) is phenominal an absolute musical genius., its free and lots of parking so any NW members pm me and i will give you details cos to be honest its free (exept the ale) and they are a fookin great band (if i say so myself)

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Is that Matt H?