bigcol

I remember having this conversation over dinner with you both, just take the soop its more fun:d (or the fiesta its roomier)

Ba$trds stole mine (even though it was my own box i had bought in ireland) I complained never heard a thing, NEITHER, did either me or my friend get our marks and spencers vouchers, robbers the lot of em

but has anyone actually checked that its a TT? i told you previously that sometimes autotrader doesnt give you a choice and automatically prints it up with TURBO just a thought to actually check it before you venture into whe wilds of Aberdeenshire:d

try this i send everything via these guys http://www.p4d.co.uk/p4d/step1_entrance.htm

no got it via email ages ago just forgot to post it:D

cousin

oh bum

From a Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing From a Cat's Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so... he is safe. For now...............

never stopped you before matt;)

I suppose congratulations are in order when did you decide to get married then?

thunderbox

Ahh now i know, looking very nice that car of yours

I was saving them but seeing that its you I will open them Its along the lines of the Miss World speaches "all i want is peace in the Middle East and a chocolate hob nob"

Saturday afternoon I was parked in carphone warehouse car park you came in off roundabout very nice looking soop and surprizingly very clean looking (given the crappy weather)

shall we all just have a nice cup of tea and a digestive instead:D

Takes after Auntie Anne then good for him

what time is that must watch:D

nissan

couldnt agree more

blue giant

Ditto, got some good friends in the IDF and not going to upset anyones applecart (well not tonight anyway)

exactly what i got, they are just taking the pi$$, how they have the cheek to call anyone high risk when they are bigger robbers than the government god only knows

Once again i have been pi$$ed about by this shower of winkers, I sold something on ebay for £170 they paid by paypal and guess what? they put a hold on the money until (the best one yet) "the buyer leaves positive feedback" or "21 days have elapsed without a refund request being placed" total bollox this is, best thing is i phoned the buyer and he left positive feedback straight away and they still have not released the funds like they state they would immediatly, I can understand if its a huge amount but £170 is nothing and ive never heard anything like this one before. i.e. money wont be released until positive feedback is left, any ideas?

oooh you dodgy person ive just done a quote on your post and my tool bar turned gold and warned me that this is a phishing website:D thought it was cars???? back to the quote mmmmm CHAVTASTIC

er, an small but old glass bowl?