Matt H Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 You lot are all gona burn in hell now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I'll give you some tips when I next see you. They don't even come down our road anymore, let alone down the drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 for Ministry, NWO rocks Not listened to Ministry for ages, might break it out tomorrow when I'm working on the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I'll give you some tips when I next see you. They don't even come down our road anymore, let alone down the drive Did you get the rifle out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLicense Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I can see it now. Some poor guy legging it down the street with a 7 foot tall ostrich chasing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 23, 2007 Author Share Posted September 23, 2007 I can see it now. Some poor guy legging it down the street with a 7 foot tall ostrich Emu chasing him. I'd expect it more to be a big four legged furry 'friend', either that or Chris spins his head around and vomits on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazB Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 This keeps them away from my door. Best mate give's wife of Jehovahs who lives directly opposite me one. I come home from pub after playing rugby and he's annoyed wife, so i lift him off feet by neck and tell him to keep away (all done in middle of street). Curtains twitching all over street!! Now we don't get visited at 8:30 on any day, but i may go to his hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Just tell then you've just got out of the army and aren't interested thank you. Works for me every time - they hate soldiers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 When they knock on the door I just tell my dog that his girlfriend is outside (he goes mental when you say her name), open the door, JW's are then confronted by a 25kg Staffy doing his utmost to piss off down the park. The JW's assume he wants to eat them, especialy when I yell "No Tyson NO!!!!" They soon fuck off and Casper gets a belly rub for acting like a chav-dog for a minute. A variation of this trick also works for slow walkers on footpaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 When they knock on the door I just tell my dog that his girlfriend is outside (he goes mental when you say her name), open the door, JW's are then confronted by a 25kg Staffy doing his utmost to piss off down the park. The JW's assume he wants to eat them, especialy when I yell "No Tyson NO!!!!" They soon fuck off and Casper gets a belly rub for acting like a chav-dog for a minute. A variation of this trick also works for slow walkers on footpaths. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I just tell 'em I'm jewish. They can't get away quick enough. (I'm not btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I just tell 'em I'm jewish. They can't get away quick enough. (I'm not btw) You say that like it'd be an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 It isn't. My sister in law is Jewish, and their children have been adopted into the faith even though my brother is a goyim or gentile. Their wedding was a mix of non faith ceremony followed by a traditional celebration. But Jehovahs witnesses and people of the Jewish faith do not see eye to eye on many issues, and a Jehovah would not engage in a theological discussion with a Jew. Hence my reason for shooing away a Jehovah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Would it be wrong for us to stone them to death for saying "Jehova"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Not until I blow this whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 The only thing that annoys me about religion and "Jehovahs witnesses" is when people try to force it on you. We all knows its there, it should be your choice if you follow it or not. For instance, the church "The only way to heaven is to believe".........typical thing that put outside of the churches these days. Too me that says, if you dont believe your f**ked and you'll burn so believe or else......hows that a christan stance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Ah yes christianity the religion that belives its everyones choice to either belive or not to belive. So thats why they burnt people at the stake and slaughtered all the pagans is it? Not to mention that their religion is the one true religion even though the greeks and romans were worshiping other gods long before jesus was born. Sorry if that upset anyone but religion has no place in the world now we have science only truth should confort us. All religion brings is disapointment and death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 All religion brings is disappointment and death Buddhism? Figures like the Dalai Lama (who won the Nobel Peace Prize) demonstrate in word and deed Buddhism's commitment to peace. "Hatred will not cease by hatred, but by love alone. This is the ancient law." Many Buddhists have refused to take up arms under any circumstances, even knowing that they would be killed as a result. The Buddhist code that governs the life of monks permits them to defend themselves, but it forbids them to kill, even in self-defence. http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/buddhism/buddhistethics/war.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 yeah but dont they have to live a life of celabusy (or however its spelt) so that would be dissapointment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Just remembered a really good bit about religion from ''Mock the week'' last Thursday. Link below. You'll have to fast forward to 5mins in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqY5N3j9AOE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Strictly speaking Buddhism isn't a religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 Strictly speaking Buddhism isn't a religion. Ok ok...it's a "way of life". Picky bugger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I objected to a similar situation, only they turned up at 8.30am on a Saturday morning - a father and son combo. where abouts do you live ? I ask cos a young lad used to work in my office who recently left, his reason for leaving was to spend more time promoting his religion. Last Saturday at about 8am he passed by our office with his old man and popped in to tell us he was off to do some "knocking" - we all thought poor bastard who gets woken up with a hangover by him. i don't have problem with people believing in religion. But i think anyone who does not allow blood transfusions (in majority cases) is not the thing i am interested in one bit. Another JW that worked with us allowed his son (who was also a JW) to have a kidney transplant which I can only assume would involve a blood transplant....it just shows they can bend the rules when it suits them. On that subject, the young guy who worked with us never bought cakes for the office on his birthday but helped himself to cakes etc when others bought them for their birthdays and xmas etc...makes me laugh. Theres more, i remember the guys in the office were discussing the issues in the middle east. He butts in and says it's ok cos soon they'll be a second coming and Jesus will sort everything out….as you can imagine there was total silence in the office followed by a roar of laughter. The thing that scares me is he was being deadly serious ! – how brain washed can you be!??! I could carry on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 He butts in and says it's ok cos soon they'll be a second coming and Jesus will sort everything out… It'd be nice thought wouldn't it? Lets all sit on our arses and say, "Hey, screw everything up as much as you like, I don't care cos Jesus is on his way to sort it all out". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 It'd be nice thought wouldn't it? Lets all sit on our arses and say, "Hey, screw everything up as much as you like, I don't care cos Jesus is on his way to sort it all out". If he does come back, a tenner says he'll be Polish next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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