Chris Wilson Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 At dawn, the telephone rings... "Hello, Senore Smith? This is Ernesto...the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Uh...I'm just calling to advise you, Senore that your parrot died." "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International speaking competition?" "Si, Senore ..that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat, Senore" "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed the parrot rotten meat?" "Nobody, Senore he ate the meat of your dead horse!" "Dead horse? What dead horse?!" "The thoroughbred that won the Breeders Cup, Senore Smith. He died from a heart attack pulling the big water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Senore" "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house, Senore A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the...!! There's electricity at the house!! What the hell was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Senore" "WHAT FUNERAL?!" "Your wife's, Senore..She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief.. So I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike driver." A long pause of complete silence... "Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in a deep shit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DannyB Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Lol another good one keep them coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chris Wilson Posted September 7, 2007 Author Share Posted September 7, 2007 Here's another. A friend went to a party at a Muslim work colleagues house. I asked him how it went, he said the food was a bit strange, and he missed the beer, but by hell, they played pass the parcel with real gusto.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Funniest joke evar on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 QUality both of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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