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Impressive. When undergoing this kind of thing, it's compulsary to examine the contents, a bit like a satisfying sneeze into a hanky

You could always wear a pair of socks in bed. Heating off for me btw

Just reading this, I'd forgotten I haven't driven mine for nearly 5 weeks. Must nip round to my lock up.

Very good. The Germans got around 120 miles from a tank. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzer_IV

Oh no. That's awful.

I like that Here's the same joke on a forum where the follow up comments just disintigrate the thread. We'd never have that kind of unappreciation here, would we? http://www.jokesforum.com/army-jokes/10552-flying-carpets.html

Sorry. Confusion.

I like the riff btw

Apparently her new TV career is going well, and Bradley on here is very proud of her. Suppose I shouds apologise to Shane at this stage. But not Bradley. Apparently it's an easy mistake to make after a couple of beers.

So Silversoop finally had the operation?

Running in awe - towards Danii Minogue? Bless those little trainee corporate f*ck puppets.

First one to mention Hitler wins a hamper.

I rather liked his Fearless Vampire Killers film.

Moved.

Welcome Martin. Nice purchase

Ah...more pedigree comedy, again here on MKIVsupra.net

Good work

An excellent plan.

Well done on the job. More importantly, did you go down the KFC and if so, what did you have? If not, what ya going to order?

To maximise the non buying method, on arrival to the pub, make sure you hold the door open for your mates to enter in first. The rest should take care of itself. I can probably say this as he's not on here, but my drummer in the band is a tight bugger. (perhaps Animal can verify this is a drummer's trait?) At gigs, after we've finsished playing, we head to the bar. I don't drink btw, but I found that I was putting my hand in my pocket first - He would just stand there and verbally issue his prefered beverage - the rest of us would be thinking "yeah...but who's going to fund this?" Anyway, to be fair to him, he's developed this method over the last 12 years or so. These days though, I just order mine or say "get your money out guys" It's a bit w@nky, but I just don't care anymore.

They use a combination of nano technology, lie detection machines, sniffer dogs and witchcraft. I just wouldn't do it, what with a £50,000 fine and a public beating, it just ain't worth it man.

Congratulations on your news sir

I wonder if you can do an LPG conversion?

Fancy dress poll added.

It really is a gift