Havard

True. They dealt with the jews pretty quickly..!! *Pours petrol on potentially insensitive thread and f*cks off* H.

Welcome...!!

Are you thicker that a Ghurka's foreskin Jay??

I am a pump and pressurisation engineer/salesman. I look at boosting water up tall buildings, football stadiums, schools etc, storing water and distribution through pipework. Most calulations are based on flowrates, resistances through pipework, weights etc. The other part of the business is heating pressurisation so dealing with expansion at different temperatures and how to deal with it. It's a great job and you have to think on your feet whilst in meetings with clients. I tend to do the maths in my head and then check it on a calculator, when the answer is correct I say to the customer "I could do this for a living..!!" When I get it wrong, I blame the calculator..... H.

Wonderful looking car that and performance to match. Mine will look similar hopefully..!! H.

A/ BP Station Standish. J27 M6 1) Ian & Sharon 2) Havards 3 4 5 6 B/ Chester Services ..............09:15 leave at 09:30 1 2 3 4 5 6 C/ Ponderosa Cafe ...............11:00 leave 12:30-12:30 1 2 3 4 D/ Pancake house 5-6pm 1 2 3 4

This is true. Calculators make you lazy and the minute you can't find one you are fooked. I work in an industry where calculations, water storage, flowrates, pressures are all part of the game. If I was in a meeting and needed a calculator for basic maths then I wouldn't get much work as people prefer to deal with clever people. FWIW I got a D in GCSE maths but I now work with it all the time so I suppose I should go back and redo it as when I was 16 I was only bothered about girls and playing football.... H.

That sounds healthy......

Impressive Kev....

There were 33 originals. Not sure of how many were manual, the one I bought (then got shafted) was a tiptronic. H.

Both are worth a squirt..... Really looking forward to this. H.

P&O superglue order needed me thinks....

That looks like fun....

Was that text speak, I couldn't tell a word....

Inappropriate..!! Why do they need to pray right on the site of one of the worst terrorist attrocities the world has ever seen. What's next Mercedes moving it's headquarters to Poland?? I don't like threads like this but I am with Martin on this one. It's an insult to all the people who died. This is a victory for all Muslims, even the terrorists amongst them..!! That should never happen in my book. H.

I didn't hear anything about tits being up..... Shame as I would have probably bought a copy or two.... H.

I tend to go there when I have a bad day or someone has upset me. Sometimes it's nice to have a hard shoulder to cry on..!! I am here all week, remember to tip your waitress.... H.

What? With the word shannagans...... Obviously you knew what I meant.... H.

Please get some pics. It's a mixture of comedy and despair when I see some DIY shannagans..... H.

Do you want me to lend you some money...... The interest rates are shocking though..!! H.

Oh yeah, that too..!! Looks like they broke down and the lorry driver was actually driving somewhere as opposed to raping and murdering..... The hard shoulder is a lot more dangerous than you think... H.

It's those crazy muslims that I am worried about.....oh and the Americans too. *lights blue touch paper* H.

I have a TT ready for collection in just over a week to help me get over it. Then I can start NA bashing and winding Neil NA up a bit...... I doubt I will ever get over that car. Maybe when I get my Aston I will look at it as a cheap piece of Jap crap..... H.

Napalm for the man with the black erm......car?? H.