supra61 Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 hello there young man,and welcome to the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 any translators on the forum please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Tw@t. I love you Damo!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 FFS! I thought I'd seen some lows on here but this takes the biscuit. So what if the guy writes like a chav. It's his first post. He'll soon realise what a miserable, elitist bunch of '14 year old Toyota' owners we are and write properly. Way to greet a newbie. Well done. Afraid I have to agree. I'm not entirely sure said newbie here has "an attitude" either. A lot of people join up and use text speak, but I've not seen them ripped apart so comprehensively as this before! They all soon realise that people here prefer them to use normal English, and adapt their writing accordingly. As for taking the mick out of the Corsa, I came from a 1.4 Corsa to my TT so I know what he's going through! Made it bloody scary and a lot of fun at the same time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 erm... this went to a joke to being harsh pretty damn quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockys96 Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 http://chavs.john-dixon.co.uk/translator/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 http://chavs.john-dixon.co.uk/translator/ thanks:eyebrows: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Excellent web site I like the options - 'translate English to cr@p' or 'cr@p to english' I know we're being hard on him but as soon as I saw the word 'cruise' in his thread......... L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 I know we're being hard on him but as soon as I saw the word 'cruise' in his thread......... L ..and there's no members on here guilty of typical 'cruise' behaviour. Oh no...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 http://chavs.john-dixon.co.uk/translator/ Just gave that a go - I never realised that people who put "z" in the middle of a sentence were actually meaning "so"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 ..and there's no members on here guilty of typical 'cruise' behaviour. Oh no...... Woah there tonto! Whilst your point about welcoming a new member to the fold is very valid, when you rise to it in the way you did then it will only antagonise further. "you're all a bunch of moody old c*nts (Lewis "the grammar police" especially), so what if he text speaks?" OR "Guys, I know we are not always too tolerant of people using text speak but can we just let people know that politely when we welcome them to the club so we don't come over as being very aggressive?" More letters granted but it would probably work a lot better. (IMHO as always) Welcome to the n00b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 A 3 page welcome thread. Must be a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 A 3 page welcome thread. Must be a girl. A post from Ewen which I can fathom...he must be drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 "you're all a bunch of moody old c*nts (Lewis "the grammar police" especially), so what if he text speaks?" OR "Guys, I know we are not always too tolerant of people using text speak but can we just let people know that politely when we welcome them to the club so we don't come over as being very aggressive?" My apologies. I see now that I should have implied that there are a lot of moody, old c**ts on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 I thought id translate for you. Hello all, I just got a lovely stock black supra today and i love it. What a car, it is a N/A but i have just gone from a 1.2 corsa to this and i love it and i am looking forward to spending time and money on it and going to some gatherings of like minded idiots. I live near Plymouth so if anything is happening down here let me know. See you later all later, Thomas. p.s I think some of the pictures on here are jolly smashing! I have highlighted in red the bits i have changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 I thought id translate for you. Hello all, I just got a lovely stock black supra today and i love it. What a car, it is a N/A but i have just gone from a 1.2 corsa to this and i love it and i am looking forward to spending time and money on it and going to some gatherings of like minded idiots. I live near Plymouth so if anything is happening down here let me know. See you later all later, Thomas. p.s I think some of the pictures on here are jolly smashing! I have highlighted in red the bits i have changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 I thought id translate for you. Sinister stuff I have highlighted in red the bits i have changed. I'm scared by that, he sounds a bit creepy and over enthusiastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 I thought id translate for you. Hello all, I just got a lovely stock black supra today and i love it. What a car, it is a N/A but i have just gone from a 1.2 corsa to this and i love it and i am looking forward to spending time and money on it and going to some gatherings of like minded idiots. I live near Plymouth so if anything is happening down here let me know. See you later all later, Thomas. p.s I think some of the pictures on here are jolly smashing! I have highlighted in red the bits i have changed. classic.made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 sounds like my first post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Im watching this one closely, IP ties up to another new user and theres certain similarities between names. JB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Im watching this one closely, IP ties up to another new user and theres certain similarities between names. JB The spies are about again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Im watching this one closely, IP ties up to another new user and theres certain similarities between names. JB do tell more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 pls tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Bigup da Corsa Massive y'all time to get down wid dis shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eve Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Think we scared the newbie off! Shame. Harsh but fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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