Westy Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Shake n Bake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 Shake n Bake! Good one mate! If you're not first you're last! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts_TT Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 My show car for my business had lower than a peadophiles morals on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 (edited) " faster than the driver in bed" " I'm bald... The torque ripped my hair off" " Numnut at the wheel, move for YOUR safety!" " Dont look at me when I pass, it may just be YOUR girlfriend in the passenger seat" " 01..21... Do one!" " Move... Or something else will pop out" " your driving gives me an erection" " 8k Toyota, wanna play?" " your mum, your sister... And now you! ;)" " does your knickers drop this easy?" Or just " C&@t" Edited January 17, 2012 by RobD (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 " faster than the driver in bed" " I'm bald... The torque ripped my hair off" " Numnut at the wheel, move for YOUR safety!" " Dont look at me when I pass, it may just be YOUR girlfriend in the passenger seat" " 01..21... Do one!" " Move... Or something else will pop out" " your driving gives me an erection" " 8k Toyota, wanna play?" " your mum, your sister... And now you! ;)" " does your knickers drop this easy?" Or just " C&@t" Excellent mate Hahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Rude? "Get your tits out!* Then watch the lorry driver flash you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 "Warning, You're about to see my arse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai 20V Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 "I see dead people" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westy Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 First you get the money! (on active lip) Then you get the power! (on rear so they see it as you pass them!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b15njy Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 i lke the "Move Over!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 First you get the money! (on active lip) Then you get the power! (on rear so they see it as you pass them!) "Then comes the boost leak" on the warning triangle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) "Bomb disposal - If you see me driving fast, try and keep up" Edited January 18, 2012 by SupraStar 3000 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I have "0 to Naughty in 6 Seconds" on my plate, but thats mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 That's great Ed. Shame they spelt 'Nought' wrong, but I assume it was to keep the wordage rhyming, etc. 'Zero to Hero in 6 Seconds', could be a good one too. Then again, now you have a TT, you should change that to 5 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I had 'Sod off!' on the front of the Celica and 'That's all folks!' on the back. sounds naff but suited the 70's style Wishing I had an active spoiler now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazuk Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 My other ride has tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 "SLOW MOVING VEHICLE". There are some triangle signs for slow moving vehicles as well, if you could get them made for each end. Not sure how the Police would feel about it though - bit misleading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 'max speed 70 mph' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 'The car, soon to be in front, is a Toyota' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 "my sexually tendency is to plough from the rear, fancy incorporating that now? No? THEN MOVE D@CKHEAD" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Rear entry? No? Then get outta my way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai 20V Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 "I am a suicide bomber" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I used to be a Kamikazi pilot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 "iv got nothing better to do than think of stupid signs for this space that nobody will see/read anyway" Might be a bit long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 That's great Ed. Shame they spelt 'Nought' wrong, but I assume it was to keep the wordage rhyming, etc. AFAIK naught can be spelt both ways,.. according to my dictionary I made the plate frame from cnc milled pvc. Took me bl00dy ages too. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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