carl0s Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 there's this wasp on my window-ledge which was on its back making the occasional 'zip' noise. I flipped him back over with a peice of paper and noticed he seems to have a wing missing. I left him sat there 'cause I don't know what to do and I'm also very slightly arachnaphobic (ok, it's not a spider but still..). The problem is that 'cause he's got a wing missing, he keeps trying to fly off and every time he does it he just ends up doing a sideways-roll and ending up on his back. What should I do? It's very sunny on my window-ledge and I think the poor sucker must be burning up and dehydrating. Should I go and drop him in the grass somewhere and let him die naturally without being on my conscience? thanks you fellow mkivsupra.net members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra_Nish Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 SWAT IT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 I'm scared of trying to take him outside because when he's the right way up, he can walk about and might get me. He does look tired though. aww I just noticed he's limping a bit too. no I can't swat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Do the nice thing and let him fly again ...open the window and flick him upside the head into the grass..that way he gets a last flight and dies in the grass as well ..good all round solution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Squish the little fecker. He'll be the first of a swarm coming to plague you this summer and gurantee you won't think twice by the end of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Pull his other wing off so it goes in a straight line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 Pull his other wing off so it goes in a straight line lol. I need to get it outside but I'm scared. what a wimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 roll up a newspaper and put him out of his misery :thumbdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Pull his other wing off so it goes in a straight line LMFAO ..and his back legs and see if he can do push ups .....you lucky sod Carlos think of all that entertainment you got for the next 3 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 roll up a newspaper and put him out of his misery :thumbdown that does seem like the right thing to do. uuugh. i'll take him to the grass then he can walk about a bit and maybe find something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra_Nish Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 that does seem like the right thing to do. uuugh. i'll take him to the grass then he can walk about a bit and maybe find something. Find what? His other wing?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 do him a favour , some little dicky bird will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 aw man that was hardcore. My heart was pumping and I've gone a bit shaky I got a VCR-box (cardboard) and got him in there then dropped him in some long grass. Crisis over thanks for the moral support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 End it. Do the world a favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faye Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 End it. Do the world a favour. Carl0s or the wasp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 What do you call a fly with no wings? A Walk! I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Carl0s or the wasp? lol, the wasp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Eat it yeah but do it quickly so it doesn't sting your tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmic Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Give him his last flight ...on Concorde.....make a paper aeroplane and send him skywards. PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 http://www.mooneyes.co.jp/english/shopping/ratfink/ra156-2.jpg Kill the fecker! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 this is the funniest thing i have read all day! my favourite bit was 'let it walk round and see if it can find something' 'what, its wing?' closely followed by a mental video generated by the thought of a one winged wasp tryin to fly, and rollin over, in slomo, with a funny face on the wasp!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 closely followed by a mental video generated by the thought of a one winged wasp tryin to fly, and rollin over, in slomo, with a funny face on the wasp!! yeah I was aware of a slightly comic element too. I considered getting out the webcam but thought better of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 :needspic: You guys are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Such a bunch of animals Take it to the RSPCA and watch them laugh in your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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