CJ Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Just seen these two retorts on another forum. "When they gave out brains, did you think they said trains and ask for a slow one"? "When they gave out heads you obviously thought they said beds and asked for a kingsize soft one"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonball Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce! "you live with your mom still, right?" 'If I throw a stick, will you leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterSheen Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 When they gave out brains, did you think they said drains and get one full of sh*t"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 " you're a dribble short of a full p*ss " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 " Go f*ck spiders " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 You guys seem to be keeping the mods busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 'If I throw a stick, will you leave? I LOVE that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I heard one the other day about a woman who had really bad "crows feet" and she claimed that they were laughter lines! The comeback was "Nothing is that fooking funny"...... H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 " i'm going to hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are going to be out of fashion" richie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 must behave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 There is a world of difference between being insulting (geneb's posts) and witty retorts (CJ, Havard and others). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 There is a world of difference between being insulting (geneb's posts) and witty retorts (CJ, Havard and others). true true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 your'e smarter than you look - Its better than looking smarter than you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 If brains were chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill a Smartie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 your mums so fat............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 " Didn't work then?" " The beauty sleep" And run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I will proberbly come up with a witty retort a couple of days after the thread dies as i normally come up with them as i'm walking away from where it could of been used:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 "not the brightest crayon in the pack are you?" richie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwilkinson Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 "If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow a parting in your hair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I remember two sisters joining my school. My first comment to them was "Fook me, where's Cinderella?"...... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris burford Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 "If brains were rig of the day youd be bollocky buff" "Your thicker than a whale omellette" "If you had a brain tumour it would starve" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 It's better to say nothing and let people think you're thick, than to open your gob and confirm it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris burford Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 "I may be drunk but in the morning ill be sober and you will still be ugly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I will proberbly come up with a witty retort a couple of days after the thread dies as i normally come up with them as i'm walking away from where it could of been used:( The Germans refer to "witty ideas that arrive just that bit too late" as treppenwitz. The French call it l'esprit d'escalier - "spirit of the stairs". The English don't call it anything. Just in case you were interested . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dangerousandy Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the snot out of your nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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