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Oh My God. Too horrified to speak, I am.

Don't listen to them. I am all you want and need, the sum total of all your fantasies. Forget all the old farts, and young unmatured children who are "21 and "go to the gym"

I will take the auto gear shifter. PayPal please. Is it in very good nick?

Much cheaper to go there, buy it and bring it back in your luggage. Save 22.7%.

Want reasonably priced Uk glass headlights to go on a Jap Queen ! Muchas Gracias.

Guys, I can't come again. Me and the missus are travelling out on Friday for work so won't be around. Really gutted. Please take lotsa pics. Will just do the donation instead. Cheers

Dude, how much is your kit? You can pm me if you are inclined.

Hi folks, my hks super drager backbox pipe has a huge hole in it, so looking for another backbox at cheap price. Also similar backbox considered.

Well, Mitch, you are not too far away from me. Can I come see how and what you have done thus far? Pick up some pointers?

I need to upholster my dash and center console, but don't want to do a tacky DIY job. Anyone know a cost effective place? Not doing the entire dash, just some tasteful bits to go with my interior plan. May also do my Corbeau Seats. Somewhere near London or thereabouts (environs, not more than 2 hrs away). Cheers lads

Damn. Always late to the party

£50 mate, all I can afford right now. Not to be cheeky or anything of the sort.

A Mitsubishi FTO. With some lightening (carbon bonnet and boot), ditch rear seat and install racing seats, will weigh near 900kg, and with 210hp - 220hp depending on mods (induction kit, etc (mivec version), can both out corner and outgo most things, and look good while doing it. I have one

You, dear sir, now have the priviledge of joining the cripples club of NA owners. Your life will now become one long hell of testing other members' fast cars and wishing you had bought a TT or single in the first place. Ahh, an NA life of secret regret, nothing beats it

Yeah, that's it. Thanks. Like it a lot, and haven't seen it on someone else car yet.

Hi fellas, what skirts are these on my car, as I have been told they are not standard ones. As I am looking at getting a new set. Cheers

I haven't seen another supra near where I live in south London apart from club meets in 4 months. They are proper scarce and rare IMO.

Can never tell my wife this joke. Me: Baby, have a look at this funny joke Wife: (after reading) Are you saying I am fat? Me: stunned at women's inability to let a guy be without looking for his trouble, for once.

Well, here's my own story to complement Guigsy own of evil neighbours. Me and me missus live in London in one of them terraced houses with no drive. Been away from the UK for almost 10 years working for the Govt, and came back to our house in mid last year. I promptly went out after about 3 weeks and bought an FTO, parked on the street, with my Jaguar. Bought it with no tax, but promptly taxed it within a week of buying the car, after doing the MOT. So I was waiting for the tax disc to arrive, when on a Saturday, needed to go somewhere urgent and wanted to take the FTO for a run about. I came out of my house to find that my FTO has been clamped by a clamping company working for the DVLA, who clamped the car by 10.40am and closed their office by 11am, leaving me with no FTO till Monday, and a holding bill of £240 plus £100 for getting clamped in the first instance. A petty jealous neighbor had called them, claiming I had no tax. I jacked the car up, with the intention of slipping the clamp undamaged off the wheel, since I can legally leave the car for 5 days without displaying after buying tax. To my surprise, 10 mins in, a police car turns up beside me, on my quiet, normally un-patrolled street and starts questioning me about what I was doing to my car. I got belligerent and told them I was changing my tire, and that I hope it hasn't become a crime in this police state called Britain to change one's own car tire. Turns out the same woman had called the cops on me too, having come out of her house when she thought no one was looking to check that the car was clamped earlier. To be fair on the cops though, the copper lady advised me to be careful of my neighbors, and that it was a great waste of time and money to be called out for something like this. All ended relatively well, cos I called DVLA on Monday, who agreed I was right, sent the clamping company down to remove the clamp and I didn't have to pay a penny. Was left without a car till the Monday though, which sucked big time cos the wifey was using the Jag and I missed several important appointments. Learnt that not everyone that smiles at you in the morning is your friend or likes you, or wishes you well.

Nice car. GLWS. Did you do the ipad system yourself or a company did?

Tough. Just bought a genuine greddy 2 pod off eBay 2 days before your thread. Patience is key to finding one. They will pop up.

14. Caesar (dyno)

Damn, Steve, lucky sod. Never put it up for sell here, or bad things will happen (shakes fist).

Vultures, all of you. What finally happened? Did he break or keep or sell?

Pressing the button topples the current Prime Minister. That's how Gordon Brown went.