The more and more people that I end up with on my facebook friends list, the more and more people I realise actually cannot spell at all. I remember an advert on the radio a while back saying about the %age of people in the UK who had "trouble with reading, writing and numbers" and it was so high that I just took it as a load of sales nonsense. However, the %age according to the facebook status updates that I keep seeing would suggest that they actually shot a little low of the mark.
I know, I know... it says a lot about the type of people I have on my facebook but neverthe less.
The one that had me spitting out my coffee 2 mins ago, and also got me to post up this thread, is the following....
"P******sssssssseeeeeddddd offffffffffffffff man a need a huge :-(((((("
Some other quality remarks from today include...
"Woohoo got ma babygirl's personalised voucher thru fur her crimbo fur her princess pout modelling photo-shoot cny wait,she's gawn to be gorjuss as per usual! Wae her hair n make-up dun tae,the pics r gawn to be fab "
"Note to self ...... When ur in the shower,keep the dr LOCKED at ALL times! In the shower quite the hing n kin hear ma dr getting rattled,thot aww fk it al jist mang it as a wiz covered n bubbles! Nxt hing a hear HALLO,sumhin getting chucked oan the floor n the dr shutting,bloody delivery driver .... Didny even ken a wiz in,jist open sumdys dr that ye dnt know,its cool!!! Btr lock it case he cums bk hinken am no in:)"
Feel free to share any gems from your "friends", even if it's only to show that I don't attract idiots.