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"evar" dont yu start:innocent:

Who is this "Yu" that yu speak of is he a mamber as well:search: and yu are correct in your assumption in real life i am only 5ft 1in and 7 stone wet through ask anyone who knows me they will tell yu think ive got the hint of whats going on:d

Ditto, have a guddun:d

This could be a collaberation between Michael and Niz, we all know how close they were;) I reckon they have joined forces in the local internet cafe and this is their idea for world domination:d or it could just be a pi$$ed up retard, southerner, carrot cruncher, gentleman of questionable parentage who, in his infinate wisdom whilst browsing Barryboys for his next vehicular purchase stumbled upon our perfect community and realised that all most female supra drivers do have angelic looks:) or, he could just be living proof of what really happens when cousins marry, eitherway i wish this chap good luck in finding some nice pictures to enjoy his lemsip etc to and wish him a speedy recovery from the "chavius dyslexius" disease that he is obviously suffering from at the moment.

Go and see my good friend DJ Frankie Almost (voted best dj/karaoke in vegas 5 years running) wednesdays he is at AJ's Tavern 3650 S. Decatur @ Twain (next to poolsharks) Las Vegas, NV 89103 thursdays Across from UNLV Adam's Ribs (formerly Moose McGillycuddy's or Mooses) 4770 S Maryland Pkwy Las Vegas, NV 89119 fri and sat Royal Frog 4510 Arville St # A (across from the orlean's arena) Las Vegas, NV 89103 real top guy and mad as a fookin hatter, tell him Big Colin (the saladmonster) from Manchester sent you he will look after you. just to give you an idea how mad he is this him dressed as the jewish bloke POSS. NWS DEPENDING HOW YOU FEEL

just to balance the balance

I would love to see a copy of this video, but saying that im a sceptic, or i was until saturday night when i went to Mrs Col's work, here's what happened As some of you know Carla (the better half) is a nurse, she has been working at a nursing home since November in Wigan that is a grade 2 listed 17th century manor house converted into a 50 bed home, last night we took a drive up there as she had to drop some paperwork off. I sat outside in the car and was about to make a phonecall when i noticed something out the of the corner of my eye, I looked again and I saw an old man in yellow cotton pj's walking past the light onto the main driveway, thinking it was one of the residents "escaping" I got out of the car and walked the 50 or so feet to the drive, NOTHING, no sign of anyone, I quickly phoned the home to ask them to do a head count as I can 100% say i saw a man walking down the drive, and no i had not been drinking. Carla and two staff came out and said that all residents were accounted for, myself and Carla drove up and down the main road but again nothing, Carla said to me "its probably Victor" then the staff asked me for a description, I gave them a full description even down to the style of his hair, they all said thats Victor, not phased by this I asked who Victor was and was told he was a resident at the home who had died last week!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently Victor used to regularly "escape" and walk to Heinz's factory where he used to work, since his death the staff have been experiencing a few strange happenings, such as buzzers in empty locked rooms near to where Victor died being activated for no reason and certain lights keep blowing in his old room where before he died there wasnt a problem, as for Derek Achora he is just a cock:D

im totally disgusted by this and dont know how anyone can be so cruel NOT. PMSL:rlol: aparrently Jade wants to be cremated and everyone at her funeral given some of the ashes... its called a goody bag

MMMMM this should be good after 15 pints http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=15340962

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I found something better to do than read

crazy as it seems UK farmers could be subject to "flatulance tax":d http://money.msn.taxbuddies.com/newsb.php?id=74&gt1=63262

ive got 2 tickets for the very last show in feb 2010 which WILL be his very last AND they are in block B2 floor seating (one of the best you can get) cost me £75 each plus booking fee if i sell them i want at least a 400% profit on them , i had to get up at 6.30 and pi$$ around with ticketmaster, if you snooze you lose and in my opinion if you are fooking stupid enough to pay 3 or 4 times the price for a ticket then I am stupid enough to sell it to you for whatever you are dumb enough to pay me over the odds!! obviously i need to improve my sales technique:d but the flumps on ebay who want to pay stupid money feel free, trust me i have been called worse than a "tout" and if it makes you feel better I promise not to lose any sleep over it, and yes i got them purely to make a big fat profit on them (at least im honest)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But a 2k car is a 2k car, you pay for what you get:search:

its probably jordy's imprint welded into the plastic

actually neither did i:search:

Just got this and had to laugh, ive never met the big fella but he has left me something in his will (yeah right) all jokes about a "tenner" have been heard, not being funny but would anyone on this planet fall for this particular one? Notification of Bequest On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late Mr. Luciano Pavarotti, I hereby attempt to reach you again. I wish to notify you that Late Mr Luciano Pavarotti made you a beneficiary to His will. He left the sum of Thirty one Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars.($31,500,000.00) to you in the codicil land last testament to his will. This may sound strange and Unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Luciano Pavarotti was known for his humanitarian work. He was the founder and the host of the 'Pavarotti & Friends' annual charity concerts and related activities in Morena, Italy. There he sang with international stars of all styles to raise funds for several worthy UN causes and charity homes. Late Luciano Pavarotti until his death was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time, late Luciano Pavarotti died at the Age of 71 years. According to him this money is to support your activities and to help the poor and the Needy including charity organisations of your choice for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and Assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27). He took this decision because he does not have any child that will inherit this money. I will like to read more about him on this website. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0667556/bio) I must let you know that this transaction is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not necessarily matter. For assisting this offering Late Mr. Luciano Pavarotti is offering you 30% of the total sum for your good will assistance, 65% is for the charity work & 5% will be mapped out for any expenses that may incurred during the course of this transaction. Finally, all we are demand from you is assurance that you will not sit on this Funds when it finally gets to your personal or company's account in your Country. If this proposal given to you by Late Mr. Mr. Luciano Pavarotti is acceptable by you please confirm your interest via Email and we shall forward for your perusal any documentation to satisfy you that this project is a Legitimate one. NB: We will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as we don't want anything that will jeopardize the last wish of Late Mr. Luciano Pavarotti because we don't want the family and relation or anybody to know about this transaction due to the instruction given to us by Late Mr. Luciano Pavarotti. Please you should fill the information below for more charities and identification of your Information's we have here and also contact the lawyer in charge with the email address below so that the process of this transaction can proceed? And he will direct you on how to contact the paying bank for the release of your (money) fund. 1. Full Name. 2. Mobile Telephone number, 3. Age. 4. Contact address/Country. 5. Occupation. Yours in Service, BARRISTER MORRIS VAN COOPER (Senior Partner) ATTORNEY & ASS. Notary Public Solicitor & Legal Practitioner Advocate Address: 35 Group Middle Levees 87, 12 Emirates Towers Office, Den Haag, Netherlands. Tel: +31-644-777-769 Fax: +31-84-759-7673 Fax: +31-84-731- 7621 Office Email: [email protected]

about 2 gallons..... boom boom:D

:D:D:D Derian House actually its a local children's hospice http://www.derianhouse.co.uk/ see im not that much of a tw@t really;) and i will probably give all of the profit

personally i dont think he can handle that many dates, he will probably peg it before xmas:D

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I cant beleive that americas answer to garry glitter has sold out over 50 gigs at the o2 arena, people queuing all night in the pi$$ing rain and cold just to get a ticket that will almost certainly be on the upper tier and all you will see is a speck in the distance and a big screen, well it serves you right if you catch pnumonia... You should have stayed in bed till 6-45am and gone onto ticketmaster dead on 7am. Just like i did and got 2 tickets for his FINAL NIGHT on Feb 24th 2010 and they are floor seated tickets in block B seats 1&2 lol and b4 anyone asks NO im not going .im going to sell them for a huge profit :D:D but im not that bad i will give half of the profit to charity:) waits with baited breath for the "boos and hisses" and accusations of being a tout:p

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