Muffleman Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 We have a very nice, young polish lady on our reception desk at work. Lovely girl, but her English isn't 100%. Anyway, I was out of the office this morning, but I phoned head office to check a couple of things, this was my conversation..... Reception : 'Hello this is (company name), how may I direct your call ?' Me : Hi Krystina, it's Matthew. Reception :'Oh Hi (she said, all out of breath like), I've just come.....' Now I know she meant that she'd just arrived in the office, but to phone a young lass at 8:30 in the morning and to be told (in an out of breath way) I've just come, well it makes your morning Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Rotflmfaoapmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Classic I'll never forget the time my sister ordered a "Large Cock" in mcdonalds (obviously meaning large coke) awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens747 Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Did she get a large cock or did she get something fizzy lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted December 21, 2004 Author Share Posted December 21, 2004 If my missus went into MacDonalds and asked for a bick cock, she'd get a BigWhack and Cries :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 PMSL Reminds me of the "Fast Show" sketch. Ahhhhowowww... Opppsss,.... sorry ive just cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJI Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 One of the girls in our reception at work is also not the brightest light on the christmas tree. We keep ringin up to ask if there is a 'Phil McKrackin' to speak to. When she says there is no one of that name working here we say that he's a new starter and then she goes round the place and asks for a Phil McKrackin !! We've done it a few times with various different names of that nature and she falls for it every time !!! She even fell for the 'Mike Hunt' name !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Quality can't beat it. Couple of common jokes we use with new starters is ta ask them to go to the warehouse and get a bucket of steam or the old classic a long weight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Nooo, that's not nice (ROTFL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyJawa Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Was in the cinema a few months ago with my mum, she went up to the guy on the counter in the food bit and asked for some Cockporn. I fecking died, was on the floor and the guy went bright red - suffice to say she's never lived that down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 sweet, salted or toffe ma'am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 worst ive had is we had a french girl here for a little bit, who fancied me (not big headed just obvious) she was asking bout grades i got (cant remember how we got onto it!!) anyway i said Maths B, then said French i Got D...she said 'u got a Dick', so i quickly replied 'i got one of them too' office was laughin then someone went and explained it too her...miss that girl i taught her over 60 swear words in 3 weeks! i called her bitch 'once' and she went mad...saying i am not a dog...so said that a matter of opnion...then she bit me! we fell out after that....office romance hey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens747 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Man that was funny. So funny I nearly fell off me chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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