Charlotte Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Ermmmm, I've run out of things to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bondango Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 do what do what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Please let it be around the 1,000 post mark and not 2,000 or i'm going to work on no sleep. Its between 1000 1500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moistfinger Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Birds and Bees A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Ermmmm, I've run out of things to say. That must be a first If that doesn't get a response, nothing will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Its between 1000 1500 Thank god for that,at least i'm guaranteed about 3 hours sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Please let it be around the 1,000 post mark and not 2,000 or i'm going to work on no sleep. Only the ones from 1000 to 1500 count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 a pearl necklace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I don't think it's be going to be much more exciting when it gets to 1000. yeah it will be exciting,its between 1000 and 1500 so everyone will post and see if they win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bondango Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you." After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 woohoo nearly there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 never thought this would get of the ground http://www.metacafe.com/watch/440819/top_gear_shuttle_launch_aka_the_new_car_bomb/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 hello world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 That must be a first If that doesn't get a response, nothing will Are you saying I talk too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Actually if you check it is two different pictures A mere technicality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I might stick it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Only the ones from 1000 to 1500 count. Thank god for that,i'll keep posting to get it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Weee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 closer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 So then. Still here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Is it possible for someone who's been disqualified to still post after 1000! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Some 48 people are reported to be injured after a train derails and slides down an embankment in Cumbria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moistfinger Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Glad to be drunk A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 woohoo 1000ish. everyone can go bed! lool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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