Pete Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Yesterday I did a trip to Calais for the day with a mate on a booze cruise and went to the usual places. At Auchan we had a great time looking at all the food stuffs - why don't we have food like that here? Anyway, whilst looking over the meat counter I saw cheval burgers, which I couldn't resist buying to try. For the linguistically challenged that's a horse burger. So the dilema is, do I tell her before I cool them up and feed them to her tonight? Or tell her after? [edit] - I can't change the poll - typo on beats instead of beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 after, and keep any sharp shiney obejcts clear from her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Just serve em up and see what she says. Live life on the edge, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Put a saddle over her chair and see if she clicks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 this could all go horribly wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Yuk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 It can be lonely out there Pete!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Do you tell your kids they are eating broccoli before they eat it?No of course not. You let them taste it then if they like it you tell them. Same sh&t just women can be more childish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 i gave them to my kids while on holiday in france last year and told them afterwards, and they all said was there anymore left i did buy them in error Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Beats eating dog!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 If you do tell her afterwards, make sure there is plenty of distance between you. In saying that, there is not much point really as she is likely to be able to run 5 furlongs in a short space of time anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Do you tell your kids they are eating broccoli before they eat it?No of course not. You let them taste it then if they like it you tell them. Same sh&t just women can be more childish Oh dear, how right you are... At the end of the day if it is edible, is the source really of that big a consequence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 No, tell her after, but make sure you have a camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I can't believe she'd eat something without asking what it is. If you think she would? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Well my wife would take the news calmly and carry on as if nothing had happened. Around about two months later, she would just slip into a conversation, the fact that she'd cooked me something 'special' a week or so before that. I'd not dare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 The question is, do you want to risk eating home made dog food pie.... or worse??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 The question is, do you want to risk eating home made dog food pie.... or worse??? That's very true. I want to change my answer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Having sampled the delights of cheval, I can heartedly recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 3, 2006 Author Share Posted December 3, 2006 The chance of Vicki cooking me anything beyond pasta and sauce is pretty slim so I'm safe. I'm not going to tell her. I'll let you know the reaction later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I hope she sees the funny side. I don't think I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Good lad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I'd rather eat a frenchmen than a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungy Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Never tell her but make random horse noises whenever she eats a burger in the future. You're own endless source of amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 YOU FILTHY BARSTEWARD!!! So come on, how different does it taste?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 F&ck sake its just another animal. I know horses are meant to be more noble but come on you'll eat everything else from ostrich to alligator. Just don't tell Rosie huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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