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I BOUGHT a car today, I BROUGHT my car with me today, that gets my goat.

 

Lol, a friend of a friend was allegedly giving evidence the other day at the magistrates court. Now he says 'brought' meaning bought.

 

It went something like this:

 

"Yes he told me he brought it"

Defence lawyer "Brought it where?"

"From a bloke at the race track"

Defence lawyer "But my client's evidence is that it was already at the race track, is that not correct?"

"Yes, but that's where he brought it"

Defence lawyer "From where? It was already there... You've just said so much yourself"

"From the bloke at the race track"

Defence lawyer "How can he have brought it to a place where it already was?"

"No, it wasn't there before, but it was when he brought it"

Defence lawyer "I think you are contradicting yourself"

 

I abslutely wet myself :D

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