Pig Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I have a 3.6M 4x4 post that needs to be mounted in the ground to put a dovecote on top of. I have bought a spike designed for a fence post which im not sure about using. I figured im better concreting the post in. I cant find an idiots guide anywhere on the net and would like to do it today. Please find it in your sole to help a moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Dig hole 3ft deep, go to b&q and buy a few readymix bags of concrete and mix with water, put post in hole and fill with concrete maintaining post stay upright. stand and hold post till concrete sets:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Those stakes are crap. Jamie is right, i will add dont let it move at all until its set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 How do i make sure the pole isnt off slightly? Or will eye straight be ok? How many bags of concrete will i need? I have one alreay but im assuming that wont be enough. How wide should i make the hole? Is concrete ok with wood? Thank J, was hoping you would be up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronttuk Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 buy "post mix" hold the post in hole in the position you want get somone to pour water in count to 30 let go all sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 easy way, 1, get stepson to dig hole 3ft deep 2,get missus to go to b&q and get 2-3 bags of post mix. 3, as she is in town anyway get her to pick up 1 case of beer 4, hold post upright in hole 5, get missus to open a beer 6, get missus to open the bags of post mix and put in hole around post and stomp in while holding post upright 7, send missus to get a watering can of water, (also another beer if required) 8, pour water over dry concrete, (and beer down neck, 9, check post is still upright 10, get missus to bring you a chair and another beer, 11 sit back and admire your hard work with a beer;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 easy way, 1, get stepson to dig hole 3ft deep 2,get missus to go to b&q and get 2-3 bags of post mix. 3, as she is in town anyway get her to pick up 1 case of beer 4, hold post upright in hole 5, get missus to open a beer 6, get missus to open the bags of post mix and put in hole around post and stomp in while holding post upright 7, send missus to get a watering can of water, (also another beer if required) 8, pour water over dry concrete, (and beer down neck, 9, check post is still upright 10, get missus to bring you a chair and another beer, 11 sit back and admire your hard work with a beer;) You make me giggle! I read it to Jacs and she gave me the middle finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 easy way, 1, get stepson to dig hole 3ft deep 2,get missus to go to b&q and get 2-3 bags of post mix. 3, as she is in town anyway get her to pick up 1 case of beer 4, hold post upright in hole 5, get missus to open a beer 6, get missus to open the bags of post mix and put in hole around post and stomp in while holding post upright 7, send missus to get a watering can of water, (also another beer if required) 8, pour water over dry concrete, (and beer down neck, 9, check post is still upright 10, get missus to bring you a chair and another beer, 11 sit back and admire your hard work with a beer;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Three feet deep and two feet wide should do it. And if you don't fancy holding the post use some spare timber to make a brace to hold it by knocking two stakes into the ground, then nailing a plank to each stake and then to the post. Use a cheap spirit level to set it in position..... only a quid from a pound shop And Robert is your mother's brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 You can get fence post spirit levels. Try get quick drying cement, i use Eprobed, sets in 15-20mins. It aint cheap tho :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plus1 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 easy way, 1, get stepson to dig hole 3ft deep 2,get missus to go to b&q and get 2-3 bags of post mix. 3, as she is in town anyway get her to pick up 1 case of beer 4, hold post upright in hole 5, get missus to open a beer 6, get missus to open the bags of post mix and put in hole around post and stomp in while holding post upright 7, send missus to get a watering can of water, (also another beer if required) 8, pour water over dry concrete, (and beer down neck, 9, check post is still upright 10, get missus to bring you a chair and another beer, 11 sit back and admire your hard work with a beer;) 12, Whilst sitting back admiring the post, and fall off your chair drunk, you realise that you forgot the dovecote. 13, Instruct the misses to get the scaffolding and get a beer whilst passing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 Ok, I have dug a hole that is just above my knee when standing in it and loosing the will to live so going out for lunch. Will that be deep enough? Off to buy the other bits too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Ok, I have dug a hole that is just above my knee when standing in it and loosing the will to live so going out for lunch. Will that be deep enough? Off to buy the other bits too! yep that will be fine:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 Thanks guys - havent put the table up as i need to repaint the post (wasnt quite dry and there were loads of bugs that decided to land on the nice white wet paint.) Ended up doing another 6 inches so was about 27 inches in the end. Took 4 bags of post cement, one of real cement (which was about twice the size of the other bags) and lots of soil to fill the hold back up. Thanks again, im now going to get a beer as im pooped. Jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Looks pi55ed to me, better start again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Jon + DIY = well done though mate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i,m proud of ya:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wile e coyote Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Looks good mate, you just need to level the tree in the background ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Don't forget to paint the "pigeon's" white to look like doves!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Are you from Pisa originally Pig? A little tip, if digging that twig in sent you giddy don't move to the country where any proper gate posts need replacing or introducing Seriously though it looks lovely. as does that tree behind it. I'll give you 18 months before you want to shoot the residents though, dirty @#~&$s that they are ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 Dam you lot and your comments about it leaning! The spirit level says its very nearly spot on Here are some pics of the birds i have been keeping in my other dovecote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plus1 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Headless pidgeons /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 My mum put a dovecote up because she had a couple of doves roosting loose in her garden. That was 2 years ago. There's over 40 of the damn things now and the patio's permanently caked in cr@p. She has to pressure clean it every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 My mum put a dovecote up because she had a couple of doves roosting loose in her garden. That was 2 years ago. There's over 40 of the damn things now and the patio's permanently caked in cr@p. She has to pressure clean it every day. They breed like crazy! Im going to have to start limiting some of them soon. Its moulting time of year at the moment so there is a right mess. Its ok though, i dont mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 lol at nearly spot on ( so its pi55ed) do you supply magicians ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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