MrRalphMan Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Nice...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 How do you Circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin. riot today Marty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Go for the left leg, it's more tender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Can't we just have one thread for all the prizes to save it getting too silly?It's too late now. I've already spent minutes preparing each of these competitions so they're going ahead as planned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 boiled water freezes more quickly than tap water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Barbie's full name is Barbie Millicent Roberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Busy again Dean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Bacon and Brie sandwiches are nice, washing it down with diet coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Busy again Dean? End of year report, very exciting Opps broke the 5 post rule : ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Matt Damon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 End of year report, very excitingThat's you disqualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man have a good time (obviously no offence meant to the ladies on the forum ) riot today Marty. I try my best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 End of year report, very exciting Opps broke the 5 post rule : ( Ner ner!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 can't think of anything to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ady Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man have a good time (obviously no offence meant to the ladies on the forum ) I try my best lol thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Oops Sorry Dean, he he only another 50 to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 End of year report, very exciting Opps broke the 5 post rule : ( Bugger.. Matt Damon. Bourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 This is like a simple version of Mallets Mallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10... 11 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mplavery Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I need some good luck this year, how about me;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 How do you get a fat bird into bed?? piece of cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Lyons coffee bags aren't as impressive as hoped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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