MrRalphMan Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I don't like you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 no way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 30 days without food. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ady Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Hopefully he knows the numbers. Lol. what happens if he forgets, and gets carried away and posts in the winning post secret number lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mplavery Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downimpact Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 fighting with the mrs it sucks wont speak to me so how am i meant to resolve it?? great thread to off load... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Can't we just have one thread for all the prizes to save it getting too silly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Pharp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A blind man walks in to a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again. Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a problem - is there anything I can help you with?" The blind man calmly replies "No thanks - I'm just looking around." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 so whos bored then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 2500 left handed people die each year from an injury caused by a right hand specific designed item Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A blind man walks in to a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again. Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a problem - is there anything I can help you with?" The blind man calmly replies "No thanks - I'm just looking around." cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downimpact Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Have I won yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 what happens if he forgets, and gets carried away and posts in the winning post secret number lolIt's all covered in the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 wish i was at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I have been sent here for a long stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 wizz wang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 How do you Circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 The lions costume in the original Wizard of Oz film was made of real lion skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mplavery Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Bats only fly left out of caves. So what if they have no wings? They walk left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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