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That is fantastic... one for work tomo lol

@ the doc joke The other is old but still good

pmls they are really good.. Good find ....keep them comming !!!

Woooooowwww.... me me me !!! Thats what i would love to do to mine but the cash just keeps slipping through my fingers Whats it like as a day to day drive or is it just too much for that ?????

I have had the carpets and bits out for over a month now while cleaning a spraying them (dont ask I just keep ordeing to little of the spray lol) But I cant wait to get the carpets and stuff all back in, its to hot with out it all and too much road noise. But good luck with it all !!

Now you have all made me want to spend yet more money I dont have lol

I have tries to find things to translate documents before and my god what a mess they made of it ... take a trip to a Uni and find a Russian teacher lol

Lol that put a smile on my face

purr (i was clean!!)

Pmsl you think I havent added my fair share to that lol !!!

I will keep my out up here as well, i some times go around that way. A bloke at work used to work for parcel force (in London and areas around) so will get him to call them tomo and the drivers there will def keep an eye out for you. Feel so bad for you !

Some good DVD'S there !!!

pmsl

The other half works down there adn im always around in maidstone so will kepp my eye out and kill the F**ker if seen !!

have to agree colour matching is a bummer

Thats out of order no where near what u should get gutted for u mate

lol... im trying to get there !!!

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight. When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunch time tomorrow.

Now that I did get to see and it was good. I really like what they have done, good to see some equal single seater racing again. Robbie Kerr was good in the 2nd race, back of the grid to come 2nd, a few bad pit stops for others did help mind !

Gold

A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Nebraska. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in Nebraska and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in these parts of Nebraska. We settle small disagreements like this with the Husker Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What's that?" The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of this heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said "Okay, you old coot. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

Wasnt as good as all the hype they put unto it all week on sky. Would have like to see few of the oldies taking long range shots like they used to be so good at, sepecially with a keeper that cant really save !!

Mess

"Ray was sure once a few people had seen him do it Supra Pot holing would be the new sport to try !!!"

I missed it will have to catch the replays on SKY or later this week on ITV (so late though)