Bet its a repost but I love this one ....
A man walks up to a female colleague in his office each day. Making a point
of standing very close to her, he draws a deep breath through his nose,
pauses, smiles, and tells her how wonderful her hair smells.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer. The woman marches into
her supervisor's office, tells him about the "hair thing", and that she
wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man.
The supervisor is puzzled, and struggles to understand what the problem is.
He asks her, "What's sexually threatening about a man telling you that your
hair smells nice?"
The woman screams, "He's a dwarf!"