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How much would you be looking at to get another engine ???

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?". The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a Ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer, eats the toastie and leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and excited by the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman". The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down. The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds attending and the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman" whilst smiling and acknowledging the tributes of the masses. The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, me old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties". The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd goes silent as the the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie". The rabbit looks him in the eye and says "Are you sure I will like it?" The masses await in stunned silence. The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it". "Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie". The pub erupts with cheers as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie, waves to the crowd and leaves.... ...NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!! One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who had only served 4 drinks that night, 3 of which were his) calls time. As he is cleaning down the empty pub, he sees a small white form floating above the bar "Who are you" he queries "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house" comes the reply. The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Crowds came to see you and this place was famous" The rabbit says, "Yes I know". The barman says "On your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead" The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it". The barman said "You never returned - what happened?" "I DIED", said the Rabbit. "OH NO!" said the barman,"what from". After a short pause. The rabbit said... . . . . . . . . . . . . . "MIXIN-ME-TOASTIES".

Agreed....he sent Defoe home as Walcot was sooooooo great...why not F***ing use him then !!!

ooooppppssssps must keep my big mouth shut what crap defending we will never win the comp like that !!!!

Just seen a silver J-pec N reg at the Dartford Princes interchange 18.45 !

Was that the red and blue lorry lol

I recon 2-2 I just feel we wont put all our efort into it knowing we are through already !!! And as Germany have just won 3-0 we only need a draw now !!!!

Wow .... where in kent are you based, I would love to come and have a sneek peek lol... Good luck and I cant wait for the pics and spec ect.

Dont sell ....Take it with you !!!

again when i have no money...why do you all do this to me I love them seats

Kerrie really wants to go...so now looks like i have to buy some but not paying that money i cant stand them !!! lol... make me offers and i may part with my cash lol

how much? ebay will shift them no probs

LOL.... Back on form again:)

ha ha..havent got a paper to look at so cant name names. But if you want to play safe and little profit, just back the fav every race, im sure you will gain that way !!!

4PM for me normal time .... 15 mins home bet it takes and hour tonight !!!!

Looks very nice...good luck mate !!

Did that certificate come in the box with the dye

He he ....you just keep telling yourself that lol

I htink i am going to stay with the ones I have...not really that many changes you can make is there lol

Does any one have a web link for watching live world cup matches on the pC for Free !! want to wacth at work but all the ones i have found want money ....not that bothered by other teams lol

Only just seen that you cheeky sod !! no one gets to see them, I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy !!! lol Well im doing better than you any way !!!

had a feeling it may be..havent been keeping up on here the last few weeks lol

A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for my birthday." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother." So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head twice and says, "Go talk to your father." Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday." The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head 4 times and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you German B*stards"