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Well Nutty does push his luck some times lol

Damn PC double post ... the embarrassment lol

Hello and Welcome !!!

Hello and Welcome !!!

seriously stop now I have no idea why but that just made me larf out so loud and people in the office looked at me

dust ... dont like being left out !

Bill you nutter lol

As far as I can see no one else has started oe for today Happy Birthday to : davey, paul ashton (41), npotts (28), nuttynutz (23) Have a good one boys !!!!

No im banned again for not paying them 80p lol.... ohh well

woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up > leaving together. They get back to his place. As he shows her around > his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is > completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. > There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and > hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! > > It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly > arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought > he had put into organizing the display. > > There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized > bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous > bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange > for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of > Teddy Bears. She doesn't mention this to him but quite impressed by > his sensitive side. > > They share a bottle of wine and continue talking. After a > while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They > continue to kiss. The passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each > other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that > she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she > has ever known. > > After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this > sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was > it?" > > The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply > into her eyes, and says: > ... > ... > ... > "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

>>Jerry received a parrot for his birthday. >> >>The parrot was fully - grown with a bad attitude and a worse >>vocabulary. >>Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives >>were, >>to say the least very rude. >> >>Jerry tried hard to change the birds attitude and was constantly >>saying >>polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try >>and >>set a good example. Nothing worked. >> >>He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird >>and >>the bird just got angrier and became even more rude. Finally in a >>moment >>of desperation Jerry put the parrot in the freezer!! >> >>For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. >>Then >>suddenly there was quiet.... >> >>Not a sound for half a minute Jerry was frightened that he might >>have >>hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. >> >>The parrot calmly stepped onto Jerry's extended arm and said; "I >>believe >>I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will >>endeavour at once to correct my behaviour. I am really truly sorry >>and >>beg your forgiveness." >> >>Jerry was astonished at the bird's change of attitude and was about >>to >>ask what had made the difference and caused such a dramatic change >>when >>the parrot continued; >> >> >>"May I ask what the chicken did?"

Not as good as they can be...caught it on tv last by mistake with out even seeing this thread lol 25 min fight and they did nothing special lol (saying that I could never do it) lol

BUMP.... would be a good project car.... lol lol lol lol

No dont say that I love that bike

Jeeze mate glad your ok !!! I love that bike too .... hunt him down bet hes local !!!

Every time I see a post with your name I look at how many posts you have had now and I recon you just tip-ex it each day and add a hundred, Ihave never seen any ones go up so quick !!!

Its falling apart around you lol...and i was worried on mine reading high on the ODO lol

Im no where near I keep giving up

Just waiting to be strung up now lol:innocent:

A powerful looking Supra !!! Welcome !!!!

another old one but still great! and in answer to the title of the thread ....YES !!! lol

happy Birthday have a great day !!!!

its monster... lol

classic !!! lol

They are lovely !!!!!