A young Lady needed a few days off from work, but because she didn't have anymore holidays owed to her.
She thought that if she acted "Mad" then her Boss would tell her to take few days off.
So she hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
Her co-worker (who's blonde) asked what she was doing?
She told her that she was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think She was "Mad" and give her a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
Are you doing ?"
She told him she was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few
Days off".
She jumped down and walked out of the office.
When her co-worker (the blonde) followed her, the Boss asked her
"...And where do you think you are going?"
She said "I'm fucked if you think I'm gonna work in the dark!!!!"