The Sex Frogs
A young lady, goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet.
As she looks about the store, she notices a box
full of live frogs.
The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money
Back Guarantee! Comes with complete
instructions."
The girl excitedly looks around to see if
anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the
man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow
the instructions."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on
her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment,
she reads the instructions and reads them very
carefully. She does exactly what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside
you and allow the frog to follow its training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and,
to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is
very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the
bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any
problems or questions, please call the pet
store."
So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says,
"I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.
The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've
done everything according to the instructions and
the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the
frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly
says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you
how to do this one more time!"