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I watched that on saturday, weired old film that !!!!

Mr. Honda Goes to heaven Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him." St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?" God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am". "Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design; 1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2- It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs. "Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.."

Important Number you should note as of 25/Jul/05 09:24if you travel to work on the tube please note the following information: If your mobile phone has no signal (so even if you were in a tunnel) if you dial 112 it diverts to a satellite signal and puts you through to the 999 call centre. ALL phone companies have signed up and as it is a satellite service it also gives them a trace to you if you don't know where you are.

Ever have people look at you no when getting ontthe Bus, Tubs or Trias ???? :thumbdown

ok will get onto that later and get a good team going ! already got loads of leagues at work to sort out

Very nice mate, spoiler looks good on it again !!!

Just pulling out at the lights by McDonalds in Erith about 17.05 today....L reg I think

Ok so its the start of WW3 and we need to keep our wepons secret and well hidden to make the war worth while .... so the British army have there wepon base built and hide it away only for the local council to put up this nice little street sign lol !!!

Do they actual think about these before they make them and put them up !?!?!?!

Thats about right !!!

As the title says really !!!

I got my car with them ... a few little teething problems but they have soon sorted them all out give Teri of Chris there a call if you just want some more info they are always helpfull. I didnt get the warenty, to be honest wasnt offered it, but when are you ! ! ! I know Trig used them too a while back and as far as im aware he had no probs. If you want to know any moe just ask im sure I can try to help

Hoax definatley no more to be said lol !!

PMSL... Naughty but good !!!

Yep im sure i posted this before too lol

will have to get the can out when i get in and spray the lot lol !!! will have to look on here though to see exactley what bits im spraying though ha ha ha ha

Just called the one in Orpington (Kwick fit) its gona be £49 for the check and one adjustment if needed or £74 for the maximum adjustment if needed on the 4 wheel - adjustment set up... is that good ????

Quite possible that this is a re-post but a classic !!! A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. "Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says: - "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. "He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosties back in the box."

Take it out and thrash the s**t out of it they mean lol I think I will pop down to Kwick Fit then in the morning, thats the one on the bypass isnt it (St Pauls Cray Rd) !?!?! And ask to watch so i know what to look for lol

Nice to see meet you and welcome

Yeah I know its always busy there at that time ... I was ashamed at the state of mine...ohh soo dirty lol

ohhhh fill me with confidence why dont you lol what do you recomend then ???

some serious photoshop work there !!!!

lol... so I think I will take it there then, did you get the 4 wheel-alignment done then and at what price !!!