As an old and pedantic git (this must be true as I am twice the age of Garetheves and he is a Granddad ) with nothing better to do today, I decided to post a quick write up to show the differences between some of the easily misspelt or misused words that frequently pop up in members posts.
Your - You're
Your - Is that your car?
You're - [as chanted at football grounds in the 70's] You're going to get your f*cking head kicked in.
As you can see, the latter is a shortening of "you are" whereas the former is a word all on its own.
Its - It's
Its - can be used all on its own (see above).
It's - It's imperative that you use the correct fuel in your cars
Again, the former being a word on its (see what I did there) own and the latter a shortening of it is.
Brakes - Breaks
Breaks - These can be taken during the day to relive yourself from tedium of work. e.g I need several breaks a day from reading inane drivel posted on car forums otherwise I go loopy!
Brakes - I need to use my brakes carefully during the winter months otherwise I will find myself spending a shit load of money with Miami GT.
Two - Too - To
Two - I have two balls in my sack (one would hope being said by a male human)
Too - I have those too (as above)
To - I am going to have to go (two for the price of one there - in fact, three.)
As you can see, the word two refers to a number of items or events (namely more than one but less than three), the word too is used instead of as well or also and the word to is used in shit loads of places. An example of all three being used in one sentence would be:
I am going to leave you two too as, to be honest, you are frightening me as much as you are the others.
Their - They're - There
Their - Their use of English grammar beggars belief
They're - They're an absolute disgrace
There - There is an idiot posting crap on the car forum again!
I hope this short public announcement proves to be of use in the coming months. Somehow, I doubt it