I'm fairly confident it's not the worst effort ever, it's by no means Oscar worthy either
OK CRINGE MODE ACTIVATED
'I'd like to start by complementing D on how amazing she looks, as for Chris, well we really did try our best.'
'I've known Chris all my life, he has been the best friend and is a great guy and I know he will be a great husband, I am delighted for the both of you'
'Marriage is not about finding someone you can live with, it's about finding someone you can't live without, And I can't imagine C = D without each other'
'Here's to love, laughter and happilyeverafter. As C =D starte their new life togeether please stand and toast to the new husband and wife..............To the new Mr and Mrs P'
So on an sh!tness rating system of 1-10, ten being the sh1ttiest thing you have heard today, how does it rate?