This thread deserves a BUMP, i have been crying with laughter for the last 20 minutes. Absolute classics. I have one to add, i took my mini into the Garage a couple of weeks ago as the bolt that holds the engine stabilizer had sheered off inside the head and i needed it drilling it out. I popped the bonnet and pointed out the said bolt (or lack of should i say) to the mechanic when the heavens opened and it started bucketing down. I dropped the bonnet down and we both legged it inside to talk time frames and cost. After a quick chat i bolted across the car park and jumped back in my mini, forgetting that hadnt closed my bonnet. Round the corner i start to accelerate and suddenly all i can see is a lovely BRG bonnet instead of the road. It took most of the paint off below the windscreen and bent the bonnet hinges good and proper. The worst part was i had to force it closed so i could get home, the noise of metal on metal sraping together on my pride and joy was unbearable