Ok i'm a tree surgeon so bare with me on this...
up a tree today and its icy and snow is still everywhere. just finished pruning it and in the process of sliding down the rope to the ground. we have cones out and a load of health and safety stuff all over the ground stopping cars etc. i get about 7 ft from the ground when some idiot decides to give it some in his M3 about 20yrds away from my coned out area. he completly looses it, straight through the cones....towards ME!!! I'm thinking "Fuck ere we go". I manage to kick off the tree and push myself away (still hanging by my harness on the rope) as the car spins sideways below me. ive managed to run up the windscreen and over the roof...just, the car bounces off the tree and into the side of my wood chipper. my groundsman at the time has seen i'm ok and started laughing his head off.....very helpful my mate is
i slide down to give the guy, lets say, a harsh talking too as he gets outta his proper mashed car. he was appologising like mad but i wasn't exactly in the mood for excepting it at the time. My chainsaw which was hanging off my harness had gone through his windscreen as it was the first thing the car hit. bent the chainsaw bar but nothing major. A few people rushed over as a few were watching me work from there houses to see if i was ok and a few started to phone the police. Just as were looking at a massive amount of damage to his car and only a few scrapes on my chipper, another car looses it in the same place as this guy and drives straight into the side of the M3 at about 5 mph!! at this point me and my mate are in absolute stitches. the police came and the first guy was taken away as there were a few witnesses confirmed he was driving like a twat and the other guy just drove off after being told to slow down. the guys M3 looked written off as nearly all sides were crumpled. my mate got some pics on his phone so i'l try and get them on ere later. apart from nearly being killed it was quite funny